Game Changer For Woody Boaters. According To A Study You Are Sexy! Yup!

Your Johnson will be happy as well!

STOP doing what you are doing, unless you are working on your carburetor or fuel tank, or just happen to be a printer.. Not kidding you beast you. It turns out that after some studies on scents that attract women to men, guess what one of the big winners is? Oh, forget it, you will never guess. Printing ink, gasoline and sweat. WHAT? is this fake news. Who cares? Like those stories about bacon being good for you. Who cares! So why Woody Boaters? Really?  Ditch the cheap cologne, and spritz a little gas on yourself.

Eau De Gas. Start the fire in the bedroom. And the beauty of it all, it comes in gallons.

Sure she may get a Migraine from doing it too much. Maybe just ride around in your boat for a while and attract the scent of sweat and a little rich fuel mixture. Oh and don’t shave for a couple days. Apparently they like a little stubble. I wonder how they really feel about sitting in a lazy boy all day and teaching the dog to get you a beer? So there ya have it, go out and work on your engine, sweat like a pig, don’t shower and man oh man. She will go wild for you. Really. I read it on the internet. NO really it’s all over the place. The Daz Soap Company in England did a study.  HERE is the report on Medical Daily!

Woohooo Darla we get to go to the gas station and fill up!

Now, I even thought, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING, so I asked around the office. And guess what. Women liked .. LOVED the smell of Gasoline. I was dumbfounded. So, no longer rebuild that dirty zenith carb in the garage, go dig a ditch in the heat, don’t shave and bring that carb to bed. Trust us, Its works 60% of the time, every time!