There is only one guy living in Woodyboaterville that has the audacity to do a springtime varnish job outside while the area is being infested with cicadas! You guessed it, Biggest balls winner for 5 years in a row, David…

Last night the Boatress said, “did you read your sons website today?” Note, she reads his site and not mine.. More on that later. I looked at it at dinner and had one of those moments where you realize that…

This sad news in from fellow Woody Boaters Steve Lapkin and Tom Grossman
Dear Friends:
It is my very sad obligation to inform you that our good friend, Kelly Bane passed away today after suffering a massive stroke yesterday, March…

As we wind up the boating season, it’s time here at Woody Boater to start looking ahead to a new year and the evolution of what Woody Boater can be. Over the summer we got to know a true Woody…

According to “Computer”models, we here in the Mid Atlantic are all going to be covered in water. A Perfect storm of sorts, one like has never been seen before in the history of computer models. One could look at this…

…Sad news in the world of classic boating. One of the good guys out there to do business with and just hang around has passed away. On top of being one of the best in the business, Pat was an

Fellow Woody Boater and biggest balls winner David Konick, loves to go out into the Atlantic Ocean in his trusty Sea Skiff. Miles out. Sometimes 35 miles out. He always sends pictures of his Old man in The Sea catches.…

It has taken us a week to be able to write this story with no real funny punchline. One of our original Woody Boaters last week passed away. Many of you knew of him as ARRRRG! We knew him behind…

While we were all trying to figure out how to expand Woody Boater last week, I received this email. With out saying a word about what we should do, the email from fellow Woody Boaters Kevin McQuown & Taryn Bell…

Please say a hello to little Captain Cooper Durren. Fellow Woody Boater Chad Durren and his wonderful bride Andrea and little Lily can now claim a crew of 4. One of each. It was a very fast delivery . As…

For those of you out there in Woody Boaterville, a certain someone.. OK her name starts with Car, and ends with la, is celebrating her birthday weekend this weekend. She turned 34 on Friday. Now you would think that her…

This past weekend while I was playing in Algonac, the Woody Boatress was doing her thing in the Denver area. Suzy, Angie, and Hollie all had an amazing time doing a good thing for good people surrounded by good people!…