Suzy – Miss April 2014 – She Was Not Impressed!

Suzy is Miss April

Suzy is Miss April

We just got in this years 2014 Classic Boating Calendar. And GAFAW !!!! There in April, our very own Suzy with Suzy the Boatress and Karen Harrison at the helm out on Lake Dora! Of course I showed this to the Boatress. YOU ARE MISS APRIL… mmmmugh! Wait look, you have made calendar status. You are a pin up…ish kinda thing sitting in a boat thing. No emotion. Well, if you are as excited about this years 2014 Calendar as I am, it’s easy to get just click here.

close up of Suzy, The Boatress in Blue stripes and Karen Harrison behind the windshield.

close up of Suzy, The Boatress in Blue stripes and Karen Harrison behind the windshield.

And… if you are like the Boatress, and not excited about your fame, then you can click here, maybe this calendar is more your speed.

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12 Responses to “Suzy – Miss April 2014 – She Was Not Impressed!”

  1. Rick says:

    Wait, there’s the Boatress and Karen…….where’s the man? You let women take out the boat alone? Is that even legal?

  2. matt says:

    For the record, Karen is better handling that boat than I am. And why else world Classic boating take a picture of all that varnish?

  3. m-fine says:

    Perhaps she is upset about the window frame blocking her face?

    Or maybe she thinks paper calendars are for old people and she would be more excited to be in a viral YouTube video?

    Women are so hard to understand sometimes.

    P.S. Has woody boater speling spread to Woodymath now? I am pretty darn certain that 4 + 3 = 7 but the website was looking for a different answer!

  4. Old Salt says:


    FYI, Though the link you gave us is to two sexy foxes, it doesn’t have enough wood or varnish to excite me!!

  5. mack says:

    Not relevant to this post,but I found this boat claiming to be a Chris-Craft on Craigslist for $1100. and wonder anybody could verify if this is an authentic kit boat by C-C ?

  6. Matt B says:

    Matt I know the feeling. But imagine this, not only are you in the calendar, you are on the cover. Unfortunately the women in the boat with you is a 24 year old blonde model, that is not your wife! Look honey a picture of the boat is in a calendar, wait never mind…..

  7. floyd r turbo says:

    Maybe she was looking for more “exposure” as in the attached.

  8. brian t says:

    Ok, here we go.

    Any of you fellow Woodyboaters got the cojones to tattoo the Sons of Varnish logo on your back a-la the photo below ???

  9. Alex says:

    floyd r, love that!

    And brian t, an authentic SoV tattoo would have to include a typo.

    Suns of Varnishe?
    Sonz of Varnich?

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