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You’re here, come on in, over, down or up and let’s do this. Some folks have been waiting all morning and well, actually had no real other plans since they, well. Have been decomposing in their spare time. OH, I am happy to see any part of them that is still left. Anyway, the Weiner’s
... Read more.Dang, how time flies. I swear we were just doing this like a month ago. Time is zipping by way to fast these days. Like binge watching a show late into the night. They just seem to rip on by. A sobering reminder to enjoy every second. And enjoy the ride, no matter where you
... Read more.Are you ready? It’s the 16th annual virtual Holiday party. This year will be a special party for sure with some wonderful celebrity guests. And if you are new to this chaos, Anyone who is..and was anyone is gonna be there. Throughout the day we all gather and just check in and then go right
... Read more.A huge thanks to Kent O.Smith Jr for this wonderful holiday gift and a reminder that WoodyBoater is actually about boats. Ya? I know, who knew? What? No Mr B shots in here? Mmmmm. Perhaps the most iconic Lake George (NY) boat is the infamous “El Lagarto,” the only boat to win three consecutive Gold
... Read more.Are you ready for the big holiday party this Wednesday? Actually our 15th one? Yikes, are we all that old? Anywho, all the regulars will be here, and we hope some new friends as well. BTW, you may want to load up on the Pepto Bismal. Just Sayn. So this Wednesday, The 15th Annual Holiday
... Read more.Alright, here we go, come on in. Everyone is expected today and many have been traveling all night for this annual debaucherous holiday party. The Boatress has been preparing all sorts of goodies for the party, Mr B has also been getting ready and we will be cleaning the bathrooms every hour on the hour.
... Read more.We all laughed 13 years ago at the idea of a virtual holiday party, and yet here we are. A Cliche. BUT WE DID IT FIRST. Anyway, pettiness of authorship aside, this years party is gonna be one to remember. And best yet, you don’t have to wear a mask to this party, no social
... Read more.Welcome, come on in and grab a cocktail, and shrimp. Mfine is doing some bacon is in the smoker and Zip is out back in the car port having a smoke with his brother Len who lives in Omaha. Hey. It is what it is.
... Read more.It’s that time of year, when we all gather together, get drunk, and say things to family after too many. Yup, Holiday party time. Shockingly this has become “a thing” here at Woody Boater and this year is our 9th one. If you have never made it to one of these, they get a little
... Read more.Here we go! It’s that time of year again. We have some amazing treats for all of you this year. Live Music, great food and plenty of varnish elixir. Just show up in the comment section and say hi dee ho! So with out further adoooo, let’ start the party with this little special song
... Read more.Are you getting ready? Tomorrows holiday party is gonna be a barn burner for sure. All the usual guests will be there, and bringing their favorite party foods. To those new to all this, sitting there scratching your head. This is our 8th year doing this. You show up in the comment section and the
... Read more.Welcome! Come on in, and grab a drink, and all the Spam and chicken on a stick you can cram into your virtual belly. Over eating, and drinking are encouraged since you wont be virtually driving home. Just be careful to not get sick all over the kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeys! Darn Sticky keys! Anywhoooo, people will be
... Read more.Today is the big day! We have been decorating the place and setting up for all our guests. The food is all set up. We have plenty of rest rooms and the Boatress made her special Crab Puffs. The best part of today is you can just pop in and out all day to see
... Read more.Tomorrow is the big day! Our big annual Virtual Holiday Party. That special day when we all gather in the comment section and say hello to each other. It’s also a chance for folks from the past to remind us that they are still around in our hearts and on the internet, where stuff never
... Read more.Get out your best hat, chaps and dudads cause its gonna be a whopper of a Holiday party! If this is your first one, things can get a bit out of hand, and that’s when the fun begins. All your favorite fun Woody Boater will be there. And best yet, some even come back from
... Read more.Ho Ho Holy crap, this is our 15th party together. WTHOHO? Todays party is a tradition to welcome you all, Dim included into our home, share some eggnog, chicken on a stick, maybe some 15 year old cocktail wieners left over. So come on in, we are so happy you are here. In the comment
... Read more.Are you ready? Not me, been trying to clean up the place and no matter what I do, spammers and Russian hackers keep causing problems. This year I am mixing up a wonderful varnish punch. mmmmmmm, the good news is after several glasses you can just pee on your boat and BOOM, its got a
... Read more.Is it me, or did we just have this party like a week ago? I swear as crappy as a year at its claimed to be, it sure has gone by fast. All the years are kinda a blur actually. Hell it feels like just yesterday that we announced this party. Anyway, we are thrilled
... Read more.Welcome to the big day, our big holiday party. We hope you can join us in the comment section. Anyone who is anyone will be here, and if they aren’t, we will put them here. Being dead is not an excuse, in fact if you are, you could literally be the life of the party.
... Read more.Well, there we have it, the end of 2023, The past, and tomorrow the future. See there was a theme here. Hey it just happened. So here we have some of the highlights of 2023. We had over 618,000 visits from over 150,000 people, from a crap load of countries. 99% from the US and
... Read more.This slide is on ebay for sale. And at first glance it’s kinda, well, too good. Like, this is no normal situation here. And oddly familiar. But its a slide, so it all adds to the confusion. And thats a 1961 Ski boat for sure, and very California. WAIT? I remember. Anyway. I am back
... Read more.I am very happy that everyone actually like a real boat story. By the way, I was as well. We are on the road back to HQ and will be back to our normal hours, and abnormal stories with a random boat story that makes you wonder every day, I wonder if Woody Boater is
... Read more.If you are a real longtime Woody Boater you no doubt know about Lily. We have grown up with her here, with Chad’s family and from the start, over 15 years ago. Chad restored a wonderful 18 Sportsman and we have been lucky enough to participate in the family tradition here when they go to
... Read more.Last year around this time. I was able to repourpose and save a painted over Coca Cola sign, and here we are again. A painted over Penzoil sign. I do get how this happens, but whats strange to me is that people think these painted over porclean signs are not savable. They are. And actually
... Read more.As we weed through the crap, we have found a phantom site within the site. Yes, there is another WoodyBoater within WoodyBoater. Like one of those huge tumors.. You know, the kind that have teeth and hair. Oh, yes, they exist. And if you want to loose your Cheerios this morning google it. They also
... Read more.BE SAFE! AND STAY AWAY ALL WEEK LONG!!!!!! To say I am making this up as I write this is an understatement. But here goes. By the way if Virtual is miss spelled than that’s it from this point forward. I aint looking back. It’s too painful. Like many of you, us, whatever, we are
... Read more.While we prep and travel from all over the planet to the 9th Annual Virtual Holiday Party TOMORROW, we found this very cool NOS thing to debate over today. The ebay listing has one photo, which is enough. This is being sold by someone that has access to some very cool stuff. And I can’t
... Read more.Now that the Virtual Holiday party is over, thought a nice ebay story would be all you all can take! To be honest, I didn’t think Chris Craft made these. I mean, it makes sense, and I always thought maybe they did. But for what model? And this one looks like its in some sort
... Read more.Sure we all know about people with “Motion Sickness” or being Sea Sick. Okay, we are inventing a new term, or terms. Emotion Sickness, Or See Sick! See clever spelling errors can sometimes be the catalyst for inspiration. Here are the symptoms. 1. You own a white plastic boat made in the past two decades.
... Read more.Fellow Woody Boater Andreas Reissmann sent us in this onece in a lifetime barn find, and the restoration that followed. This is the time of year when we need these sorts of stories. Hope you enjoy! Take it away Andreas! I regularly scan a handful of web sites and classifieds for interesting items in the
... Read more.What a year. I have looked through the 5,043 images we have posted in 2022, and tried to get a taste of the larger stories of the year. Hands down though is the Molly O No story. Still cracks me up and was milked to the fullest extent possible thanks to Art. Kent O, Steve
... Read more.One would think we would all learn by this age. Moderation. But nooooooooo, Not when it comes to classic boats and a good old classic holiday office party that we can just hang out and be ourselves. Yes….”someone” took some copies again on the copier of themselves. And yes, Mr B runs when I say
... Read more.Have you been good this year? Cause the Clause has been watching.Oh boy!!!. He is grading on a curve this year. But for sure he is on his way..via woody boats! Today we celebrate Santa Boats And here is wishing you all a joyous holiday and may Santa bring you that 3 inch copper pipe
... Read more.I was looking in the back end of WoodyBoater this morning, making sure all her moving parts were up to date and working. And dang. Noticed that today we just made 5,000 stories published. This being 5,001. WTH? Thats a whole lotta miss spelled words. Bag grammar, and photoshop. We started this crazy journey in
... Read more.Today marks the official 12th year of Woody Boater being in the world. Of course this should come to no surprise of many, since its clear that many of us are still 12. For some reason, my sense of humor and general observation of the world is through the brain of a 12 year old.
... Read more.It was October 9th 2007 when I decided to sit down with my buddy Scott Sawyer and take a shot at this sort of thing. I have been asked a thousand times why I do and did this and to be honest the answer changes. At the start it was that I felt there was
... Read more.Get out the Manischewitz! It’s getting close to party time at Katzs Marina. The final coat is on WECATCHEM and as Bob Kays said,”she is spectacular”. Imagine a 25 Sportsman with the perfect Katz’s Marina finish. I must say that its one thing to see it in photos, an entirely different thing in person. Her
... Read more.Thanks again to fellow Woody Boater and reporter Steve Natale for sending us in another fantastic report in from the big Lake Tahoe Show at Obexsers. Getting the itch to go? GO! Get your personal transporter device warmed up. Tell your sig other that you are stepping out to pick up something at the hardware
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