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A huge thanks to Kent O.Smith Jr for this wonderful holiday gift and a reminder that WoodyBoater is actually about boats. Ya? I know, who knew? What? No Mr B shots in here? Mmmmm. Perhaps the most iconic Lake George (NY) boat is the infamous “El Lagarto,” the only boat to win three consecutive Gold
... Read more.Are you ready for the big holiday party this Wednesday? Actually our 15th one? Yikes, are we all that old? Anywho, all the regulars will be here, and we hope some new friends as well. BTW, you may want to load up on the Pepto Bismal. Just Sayn. So this Wednesday, The 15th Annual Holiday
... Read more.Alright, here we go, come on in. Everyone is expected today and many have been traveling all night for this annual debaucherous holiday party. The Boatress has been preparing all sorts of goodies for the party, Mr B has also been getting ready and we will be cleaning the bathrooms every hour on the hour.
... Read more.We all laughed 13 years ago at the idea of a virtual holiday party, and yet here we are. A Cliche. BUT WE DID IT FIRST. Anyway, pettiness of authorship aside, this years party is gonna be one to remember. And best yet, you don’t have to wear a mask to this party, no social
... Read more.Welcome, come on in and grab a cocktail, and shrimp. Mfine is doing some bacon is in the smoker and Zip is out back in the car port having a smoke with his brother Len who lives in Omaha. Hey. It is what it is.
... Read more.It’s that time of year, when we all gather together, get drunk, and say things to family after too many. Yup, Holiday party time. Shockingly this has become “a thing” here at Woody Boater and this year is our 9th one. If you have never made it to one of these, they get a little
... Read more.Here we go! It’s that time of year again. We have some amazing treats for all of you this year. Live Music, great food and plenty of varnish elixir. Just show up in the comment section and say hi dee ho! So with out further adoooo, let’ start the party with this little special song
... Read more.Are you getting ready? Tomorrows holiday party is gonna be a barn burner for sure. All the usual guests will be there, and bringing their favorite party foods. To those new to all this, sitting there scratching your head. This is our 8th year doing this. You show up in the comment section and the
... Read more.Welcome! Come on in, and grab a drink, and all the Spam and chicken on a stick you can cram into your virtual belly. Over eating, and drinking are encouraged since you wont be virtually driving home. Just be careful to not get sick all over the kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeys! Darn Sticky keys! Anywhoooo, people will be
... Read more.Today is the big day! We have been decorating the place and setting up for all our guests. The food is all set up. We have plenty of rest rooms and the Boatress made her special Crab Puffs. The best part of today is you can just pop in and out all day to see
... Read more.Tomorrow is the big day! Our big annual Virtual Holiday Party. That special day when we all gather in the comment section and say hello to each other. It’s also a chance for folks from the past to remind us that they are still around in our hearts and on the internet, where stuff never
... Read more.Get out your best hat, chaps and dudads cause its gonna be a whopper of a Holiday party! If this is your first one, things can get a bit out of hand, and that’s when the fun begins. All your favorite fun Woody Boater will be there. And best yet, some even come back from
... Read more.It came late this year! But it’s never to late to have a fun office party. So come on by! The entire gang will be here through out the day and hopefully this year Woodyboatervilles finest wont get called. Also please. Zip gets a little tipsy and doesn’t appreciate the Cheeta jokes. Come on by,
... Read more.Tomorrow is the big day! Our big 4th annual Virtual Holiday Party gets rolling starting around when ever I get up to whenever the last person leaves. Usually the west coast folks bring a second wind of energy, but by then the cops show up and things have to settle down. This years party already
... Read more.Welcome to the 3rd Annual Woody Boater Holiday Party. My name is Texx and I will be your server today. If you have a photo of your boat, or yourself, or anything you think represents how you feel this holiday season, or a comment – but you don’t know how to post it in the
... Read more.And yes, I had to Google etiquette. Anyway, those of our gang that are new to this, our annual Holiday party is the perfect holiday party of the year. Bring out the eggnog, and get out your calculator to do the comment math…the party is getting started here on Woody Boater Tomorrow AM. Its perfectly
... Read more.Well, it’s now just after midnight here at the virtual Woody Boater club house and considering this year’s “shindig” started over 14 hours ago, it’s safe to say that the 2nd Annual Virtual Holiday Party was a big success, with virtually record attendance. Thanks to all the fellow Woody Boaters who stopped by from around
... Read more.The Century Guys organized a special surprise at the Woody Boater Lodge tonight, Hey these guys are cool after all… They call it – “Christmas in CenturyLand, every year, it’s like this, really…a new Coronado loaded with gifts….Merry Christmas…” According to our interpid reporter Irving, when Matt Helm arrived at the Woody Boater Lodge this
... Read more.That’s right, we are having a party.. OH, and this is no lame Christmas /Holiday/Quanza whatever party.. You can get drunk and piss in your pants and barf all the egg nog you want.. That’s right.. Heck, sleep with your secretary.. or boss…While at the party!!!! We don’t care.. In fact, we encourage it.. You
... Read more.Ho Ho Holy crap, this is our 15th party together. WTHOHO? Todays party is a tradition to welcome you all, Dim included into our home, share some eggnog, chicken on a stick, maybe some 15 year old cocktail wieners left over. So come on in, we are so happy you are here. In the comment
... Read more.Are you ready? Not me, been trying to clean up the place and no matter what I do, spammers and Russian hackers keep causing problems. This year I am mixing up a wonderful varnish punch. mmmmmmm, the good news is after several glasses you can just pee on your boat and BOOM, its got a
... Read more.Is it me, or did we just have this party like a week ago? I swear as crappy as a year at its claimed to be, it sure has gone by fast. All the years are kinda a blur actually. Hell it feels like just yesterday that we announced this party. Anyway, we are thrilled
... Read more.This years Suunyland show is starting out in roaring style. The Thursday night party before the show at The Antique Boat Center at Rejuvenation Boat Works in Eustis Florida was a smash hit. It was like seeing a huge story on Woody Boater and meeting everyone in person. A Virtual Holiday Party not virtually, Which
... Read more.Welcome to the big day, our big holiday party. We hope you can join us in the comment section. Anyone who is anyone will be here, and if they aren’t, we will put them here. Being dead is not an excuse, in fact if you are, you could literally be the life of the party.
... Read more.It’s that time of year again, our 4th annual get together. WARNING, This party can get a tad out of hand later in the day, and many celebs show up. Elvis, Christopher Smith, even Rachel Welch makes an appearance. Deano wanders in, but honestly I don’t think he knows where he is at. You can
... Read more.Yesterday we received several emails from folks complaining that offering nice holiday gift ideas that are $200K boats made the hobby look like is was full of “Got Rocks”. I guess the 5 gallon bucket idea for $5 was to expensive for some, or the Monkey fists, or varnish kit, Larry The Lyman book to
... Read more.Last year around this time. I was able to repourpose and save a painted over Coca Cola sign, and here we are again. A painted over Penzoil sign. I do get how this happens, but whats strange to me is that people think these painted over porclean signs are not savable. They are. And actually
... Read more.As we weed through the crap, we have found a phantom site within the site. Yes, there is another WoodyBoater within WoodyBoater. Like one of those huge tumors.. You know, the kind that have teeth and hair. Oh, yes, they exist. And if you want to loose your Cheerios this morning google it. They also
... Read more.BE SAFE! AND STAY AWAY ALL WEEK LONG!!!!!! To say I am making this up as I write this is an understatement. But here goes. By the way if Virtual is miss spelled than that’s it from this point forward. I aint looking back. It’s too painful. Like many of you, us, whatever, we are
... Read more.While we prep and travel from all over the planet to the 9th Annual Virtual Holiday Party TOMORROW, we found this very cool NOS thing to debate over today. The ebay listing has one photo, which is enough. This is being sold by someone that has access to some very cool stuff. And I can’t
... Read more.Now that the Virtual Holiday party is over, thought a nice ebay story would be all you all can take! To be honest, I didn’t think Chris Craft made these. I mean, it makes sense, and I always thought maybe they did. But for what model? And this one looks like its in some sort
... Read more.Sure we all know about people with “Motion Sickness” or being Sea Sick. Okay, we are inventing a new term, or terms. Emotion Sickness, Or See Sick! See clever spelling errors can sometimes be the catalyst for inspiration. Here are the symptoms. 1. You own a white plastic boat made in the past two decades.
... Read more.Fellow Woody Boater Andreas Reissmann sent us in this onece in a lifetime barn find, and the restoration that followed. This is the time of year when we need these sorts of stories. Hope you enjoy! Take it away Andreas! I regularly scan a handful of web sites and classifieds for interesting items in the
... Read more.Thanks for all stopping by to our 5th Annual Virtual Holiday Party. It’s still warm out and Fellow Woody Boater Bruce Bildsten AKA “Rabbit” was sitting in an airport and wrote this down! Funny how time just waiting can be so empowering. Take it away Bruce. In case you hadn’t noticed, most of the country
... Read more.Thanks to all our pals for showed up in record numbers to the 3rd annual Woody Boater Virtual Holiday Party. It’s always fun to see who is there… and still alive. We are trying to clean up the mess today, so if you left anything around, we will put into the lost and found. We
... Read more.Last weekend Antique Boat America hosted the popular 2013 Wooden Boat Conference and Seminar in Kingston, Ontario, Canada, which was presented by an “A-List” of guest speakers from the antique & classic boating hobby. This year’s conference featured “The History of Wooden Boat Building in Canada” with special focus on boat builders and boating history
... Read more.I woke up this morning in someones bathtub, stained in a nice mahogany red stain and I swear I have varnish in my hair. I suppose at some point during the 2nd annual woody boater holiday party I thought I would stain and varnish myself. Funny idea at the time.. The only thing making me
... Read more.Ya ever had one of those months? You know the kind, all the days blend into each other. I swear to god, on my soul, I thought yesterday was today, until I read one of the comments late in the day, I realized today is today and yesterday was not today but yesterday, which at
... Read more.There’s nothing quite like a good old “garage find” story during the winter months to “warm the cockles of your heart” – and we have a great one today… But today’s story has a twist, because it ends with another challenging Woody Boater Pop-Quiz. But in order to properly answer today’s WB Pop-Quiz, you first
... Read more.We got this fun story from Woody Diva on Tuesday, she even fixed the spelling.. Why? Regardless, as I read on, a genus idea came to light. Take it away Diva! I was a little bit freaked by the downward slope we slid upon with the Mermaid Fender post, however I shall be calm and
... Read more.When Don & Molly Hardy from McCall Boat Works in Idaho noticed we were having a Virtual Holiday Party last Friday, they e-mailed us with an offer to (virtually) bring along Miss Idaho and her entourage – seen here aboard a very cool 1947 Chris-Craft Super Deluxe Enclosed Cruiser. Unfortunately we just didn’t have time
... Read more.As expected, the First Annual Virtual Woody Boater Holiday Party up at the lodge on Lake Cyberspace is attracting folks from all over the country, including some celebrities. As they were arriving today, our virtual Woody Boater Roving Reporter Irving was sending us these live-ish photos of the mayhem, and it appears that folks are
... Read more.What a year. I have looked through the 5,043 images we have posted in 2022, and tried to get a taste of the larger stories of the year. Hands down though is the Molly O No story. Still cracks me up and was milked to the fullest extent possible thanks to Art. Kent O, Steve
... Read more.One would think we would all learn by this age. Moderation. But nooooooooo, Not when it comes to classic boats and a good old classic holiday office party that we can just hang out and be ourselves. Yes….”someone” took some copies again on the copier of themselves. And yes, Mr B runs when I say
... Read more.For many of us on the planet, we have been in a sort of hibernation. It’s an annual thing of course. Winter. But for the past year it’s been a little more wonky with COVID and well. The entire 2020 thing. Insert dumpster fire image here. Anyway. Back to annual and the need for Lake
... Read more.Have you been good this year? Cause the Clause has been watching.Oh boy!!!. He is grading on a curve this year. But for sure he is on his way..via woody boats! Today we celebrate Santa Boats And here is wishing you all a joyous holiday and may Santa bring you that 3 inch copper pipe
... Read more.I was looking in the back end of WoodyBoater this morning, making sure all her moving parts were up to date and working. And dang. Noticed that today we just made 5,000 stories published. This being 5,001. WTH? Thats a whole lotta miss spelled words. Bag grammar, and photoshop. We started this crazy journey in
... Read more.Today marks the official 12th year of Woody Boater being in the world. Of course this should come to no surprise of many, since its clear that many of us are still 12. For some reason, my sense of humor and general observation of the world is through the brain of a 12 year old.
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