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Rant Alert: Rant Alert: Fake Crap. False Goods, AHHHHHHHHH!

They say “ignorance is bliss,” but what they don’t say is after you figure out something, you just get pissed off and after you have been pissed on. BTW, No judgements. Anyway. yesterdays story on the neon clock triggered my ranternator again. Ya, just made that word up. When I read the description on the

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RANT ALERT: Technical Help, It’s Needed For All.

I was on the phone yesterday with Bill Basler for about an hr, and we were reminiscing about when and why Woody Boater started and the way it worked WITH the CCABC. You may be surprised by our family connection. Originally the Boat Buzz was an email chain. A question would be asked and then

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Quarantine Transom

A huge thanks to fellow Woody Boater Mark Schallip for giving me….and you the day off from my word butchering, and tasteless humor. Take it away Mr Schallip. No really take it, you can have it. Dims and babes.. All of it. Quarantine Transom When I bought “Little One” in the spring of 2019, I

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The Word Vintage Has Been Ruined. RANT ALERT

I love..wait, loved the word Vintage. It used to actually mean something. Technically from a specific time. Like, a 1956 Vintage, or its a wonderful 1965 Vintage wine, etc. And you can also simply communicate an aged item by adding vintage. BUT.. And this is where I go off. But shysters have been marketing through

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Why No Marina Wants Your Old Boat.

In the past year, there have been three large boats left behind in our area. And our area on the bay is a pin dot. And from time to time a random sail boat will linger in the water or run aground and left. But the three boats I am speaking of are large and

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A Night Of Debauchery In Brooklyn At Peter Luger’s

And now for something completely different. As many of you also are, I have a weak spot for time tested classic restaurants. Diners, old burger places, deli’s etc. But what is truly an American experience is a great steak place. And nothing compares to the archetype of all steak places, Peter Luger’s. In NY. Been

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Not A Stinky Story!

Thanks to The Earl Of The Eye,Sir Steve Lapkin for saving us all from more Stinky stories. Sorry about the bad pun. Actually really not all that bad of a pun as puns go. I will let Rabbit rate it on a scale of 1-1 out of 10. Anyway here is Sir Steves story. WITH

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Happy Christopher Columbus …Smith Day?

Okay I have a solution for all the Indigenous Peoples Day / Columbus Day confusion. Let’s pile on and make it Christopher Columbus Smith Day! See, it solves all the drama and back and forth and just embraces power boats and the history of freedom they have given us all.  We have it all in

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Shoot Out On Gull Lake.

If you are tuning in to see another report from Sir Steve Lapkin today. Well, you are gonna get more than you bargained for. As in, not just one report, but two. That’s right, today we are gonna try and mash together two reports, and two stories. a a chazillion images.  Chazillion is my new

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Gull Lake Lyrical Lapkin

INTO THE MYSTIC……AT GULL LAKE” Van Morrison’s Into The Mystic is perhaps the single song that best captures the artist’s talent for crafting peaceful tunes with poetic lyrics that showcase life through a spiritual lens. I, as well, often think of my particular eye/lens as transcendent…..unmatched, if not supernatural. —— Matt Here. It may help

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An Aqua Flyer… Flyer From Syd’s Text Museum

WARNING: If you are lactose intolerant, you may want to move on cause it may get a tad gassy today. A huge thanks to long time fellow WoodyBoater and curator Syd Marsden from Syd’s Text Museum. Yesterday, Syd sent these images to us and mmmmm, these look rather milkish! And got me thinking about how

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Stand By Your Outboard, By Tammy Winealot

Okay, ya I made a joke. But with love, and a certain type of rebound of love with the lil Racer. And for those of you, all 42 who came up with over 100 names. I do have some faves and a couple new ones inspired by your ideas. STAY TUNED. Anyway, today in respect

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35 Days Til Dora, Maybe 30, or, 37?

For many of us, Lake Dora is the event that starts the boating season. Ya Ya, there are the guys in FLA that go all year, but as a community, it marks some sort of ritual beginning, and everyone is there. We all come in from all over the world, yes, world. Its three Days

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Are You Ready?

For over 15 years, Woody Boater has provided as a public service, Valentines cards for you to grab and print, and make your own. So, here we go again. To the new folks here, you just click on the card image, and now it should blow up.. Not that kinda blow up? It enlarges. Jesus,

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One Photo From Indian Lake With So Much History

I have been holding this one image back because its just too juicy to have it in a sea of photos. Like the BW shot of the storage showroom. but this one is current. YUP. And that Racer is.. Yes, the racer in the old family photos. Grandama fave! Stay tuned on that story. And

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The Wallace Family Boats Of Indian Lake Ohio

Yesterday we featured the Wallace Aero Marine Service Buildings, today we have some amazing images from the Wallace Boatride archives. Okay, archives might sound a little lofty. Maybe more like a photo album. Or maybe even some of Gregs Drawers. Troy talked about a bit of this yesterday in the comment section. This may seem

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Krampus In Woodyboaterville. Run Troy, Run!

Well, last night we went to one of the many parades that take place in New Orleans. This time it was a Krampus Parade. Although December 5th is the official day of Krampus, For those of you wondering what in the heck, or hell actually Krampus is. He is the other side of St Nicholas.

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Facebook Feeding Frenzy Over The Weekend

Yesterday longtime fellow Woody Boater and pal Jim Grant, sent me a link to a Facebook post regarding some stuff a daughter was trying to get a value on from some of her dads collection. He had passed away and she was clearly trying to do the right thing. But, man oh man. Within seconds,

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Should We Have A Zoom Call For Zoomer?

A couple days ago we did a classic Whatizit story for Zoomer, and you all came up with some amazing insights. Bo Muller chimed in “My best guess is a Welchcraft. The Welch brothers sold lots of kit boats in the 20’s and 30’s Lots were inboards.” Jim Grant with a link to some —

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