Entries by Matt

mmmm Some Good Old Fashion Sausage

Wel here we are, another cold wet day. And there is zero chance of going boating here. Maybe down in Florida.. 40 days away I might add. So maybe a little sausage will warm up your day. Everyone has something to like on a sausage day. Maybe someting will ignite a comment war.

The Charm Of Woody Boat Pictures? Or Not?

In yesterdays comment section Kelly Wittenauer wrotec “Love these photos of people enjoying a day with the boat! Look like they didn’t have a care in the world.” And of course that got me thinking..mmmm. Is it a period of time thing, or is it something else. When we are out on our boats are

Two Orange Boats And A Trigger Of My Obsession With Orange

I have been seeing this monster on Facebook marketplace and it just does not seem real. It is named correctly I will give it that. But dammmmm! 34 feet. And lots of outdrives. And fuel. And more fuel. And then right after that in the marketplace, THIS. Same color and kinda the same amount of

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More Bold Claim Week Bold Claims. Is The Cobra The King Of Production Woody Boat Extreme Styling? Or?

Todays bold claim is about extreme styling in production models of classic boats. I feel the need to qualify that claim in the Production category, I suppose there is always some sort of crazy one of design out there.  And within this narrow category, there is a great opportunity to debate. Aristo- Crafts? Century was

I Need A Boat Ride, LIKE NOW!

Okay, the voice thing was a cool gadget, and did kinda work, but not worth it if it costs money. AND, the website is too large, so it gobbled up all the bandwidth they allowed for a free use. And we would have had to may the larger amount, so, it’s gone! Now, it’s still

New Audio Feature Here At Woody Boater, Is It Worth It?

Yesterday mid day we added a new feature to Woody Boater, audio reading of all this glorious copy. Why? Well, because it’s possible, and may help some who have difficulty reading this magnificent prose.  So? How does it work? See that little speaker icon on the upper left. click on that and then highlight the

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Russians, a Hooker, and a Nuclear Sub.

The pond is huge! At least a foot deep, with a big barn fan in the corner, it allows the operators to run motor boats, submarines, and sailboats alike. Live-ish from the 28th Annual Cabin Fever Expo held January 17 & 18 2025 in Lebanon, Pennsylvania. Good morning fellow WoodyBoaters! Andy B. in Middletown here

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Driving A Boat With Emotion

We have touched on this before, but the other day while driving the Boatress’s Navigator it hit me how removed from reality I was compared to driving the WILLYS. WOW, And then I went down the rabbit hole regarding boats as well. With GPS, and all sorts of computer assisted stuff, sensors, yada yada, life

So Many Questions – Thompson Termite?

I am stumped. And yes, more facebook marketplace koo kooness. Is this a THompson? I don’t think so? Is it a homemade? Is it, was it a simple skiff that was closed in? And therefore is it even a branded boat? If it was, it would be cool and certainly rare. Here is the copy

Meet Poppy. Mr B’s New Little Sister

Good morning, it’s been a fun night of little sleep. The newest member of the Smith family, Poppy! She is a Poodle-ish pup. And was advertised at the car dealer waiting room while we waited for our car to be serviced. Crazy, and it’s like it was meant to be. AND, she is a perfect

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The Algorithm Says I Want This.

Okay, I did not see this coming, and I am sure neither did you.  Lawnmowers! Vintage Lawnmowers. Restored lawn Mowers. What the hell? So, how did this happen? The facebook marketplace algorithm. WHAT? I guese based on my  serching it decided I would like these things, and therefore you might like them. Really? I for

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Syd’s Dippy Text Message Museum

Okay, no matter how you read todays headline, it makes sense. Of course it could say Matt’s Dippy and that would only mean one thing, so at least Syd’s got that going for him, he has the boat to back up the statement. In fact Syd has had this little Dispro or Disappearing Propeller Boat

WHO SNIPED ME! YOU, YOU, YOU!

Well, it happened, I was trying to lay low on this amazing little work of art , not that Art, but this art, from ALGONAC BTW, It was on ebay, and a rather nice affordable piece of history. Now, the term SNIPE? Thats a term for last minute out bidding on ebay. But to be

A Special Deal For The Family

Many of you may recognize Natalie, a wonderful 1958 17 foot Chris Craft Sportsman owned, enjoyed and maintained in good condition for the last 13 years. Also Natalie has a 5200 bottom and sweet running Chris – Craft KLC engine, nice EZ loader trailer and Sunbrella cover. Clif is one of the family here and

The New T Shirt Designs For 2025 Lake Dora Event

Here are the two designs to be available at the Lake Dora event in 2ish months. This year there will be a tent and and cant wait to see you all again, AND get a good boat ride in. and In, and in.. and on, and on.  I am on the fence about bringing Mr

We Want To Sknow About Your Snow

Yesterday we got a couple inches, which was more slush than anything, and kinda just depressing. Then over night we got a bit more and now the ground is completly covered, but its 20 out there, and they say feels like 1. ONE degree.  Now I know, to many of you, this is a warm

Weber Week Comes To An End. Thank You Holly

Well, there ya have it. A week of nothing but magnificent boat photos. No toilet seat stories, jeep updates, Mr B, updates on my Covid…again. Railway photos of new plants I planted. Shots of Wayne in the background. Begging for money, videos that just meander, ebay stuff, or even nutsoness of Facebook marketplace stuff. JUST

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Webber Week Takes A Turn.

As part of Webber week, we have this short series of photos that make me ask? Whats going on here. Holly guess it was durring some hard turns to get some shots and the bow, dug in. A little deeper than one would hope. STAY TUNED WE HAVE LOTS MORE

Peace, Love, And Kindness For 2025

Sorry for the late start this morning, our family is safe and okay in New Orleans, thank you for the emails. Today and the rest of the week we are going to feature some amazing images from Holly Webber that remind us of all the good in the universe. Negativity always seems to be more 

Rebuilding Gary Beck’s Mail Box

As I slowly emerge from the Covid fog that has consumed me this time. Now I am in the can’t taste of smell anything faze. I was able to take advantage of a little good weather, 65 degrees and rebuild the mailbox that has been hit by building contractors and such over the past couple

Found Negatives From The Kays Files

Bob Kays found these old negatives that he had never seen before and had them printed. They are from 1956 or 1957, before Bob was born. Shot at the same house he lives in during the summer on Raccoon Island in the middle of Lake Hopatcong New Jersey Gotta say Bob, nothing is more special

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The Best Of WoodyBoater 2024

It’s getting close to the end of 2024 and today we celebrate the best of a special year for classic boating. Values are up-ish, interest is up, and ages are down. Or maybe I am just getting older. We are in a good spot for a community. And are blessed to have some amazing folks

Going Down The Gar Wood Rabbit Hole, No Really.

It’s a good thing I am not into one brand of boats, I love them all, and for me, I guess, I connect with Chris Craft mostly I suppose because of the marketing, and lifestyle they embodied. But if I was deep in the woods with Gar Wood I would be lost in a rabbit

I Got A Special Gift For Christmas

Sorry for the late report. A couple days ago, Christmas Eve morning, I was blessed with the joy that just keeps on giving. COVID. Yes I am vaccinated, which with this case may have been whats saved me. This case is a whopper and wiped me out. I have gooten past the snot and sore

Merry Christmas! Whatdya Get?

Well, here we are agin with another annual tradition, bragging about our holiday gifts that we got. We know you really wanted a box of screws, or a three inch copper exhaust pipe, but “Santa” doesnt really understand that. Santa thinks you want a hat, or coffee cup. Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah starting tonight.

SHHHHHHHHHH!

They say some good varnishing of your innards really does the trick. It’s like you can’t feel a thing and just kinda sit there… well, until you start to smell and your dog starts to get hungry. WOW, this took a dark turn rather quickly today. And there is this pounding in my head… wait,