Entries by Matt

Not A Stinky Story!

Thanks to The Earl Of The Eye,Sir Steve Lapkin for saving us all from more Stinky stories. Sorry about the bad pun. Actually really not all that bad of a pun as puns go. I will let Rabbit rate it on a scale of 1-1 out of 10. Anyway here is Sir Steves story. WITH

I Need help With My Bung Hole Situation

Okay, I will admit it, I am writing this story just for the headline. I mean, come on. It’s gold Jerry! How many times does one get to write a line like this and have it rated G? Anyway, I have been cleaning out the putty that was plugging them up. The entire boat is

Happy Christopher Columbus …Smith Day?

Okay I have a solution for all the Indigenous Peoples Day / Columbus Day confusion. Let’s pile on and make it Christopher Columbus Smith Day! See, it solves all the drama and back and forth and just embraces power boats and the history of freedom they have given us all.  We have it all in

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No News Out There? So You Get A Stinky B Story!

Seems like things are kinda slow out there in Woodyboaterville, so again, you get more Stinky stuff. And today with a celebrity appearance to rack up the rating points. Mr B. Hey, he’s available and not on strike. So it is what it is, and I might add, exactly what you pay for.  On a

Dang! Stinky Is Getting Kinda Snazzy

I knew in my mind that the varnished wood transom would add a little sumth’n sumth’n but to think it is a far cry from feeling it. That simple tweek added some real punch and accented the lines so much better. I sweat these little 16’s are the best of the entire barrel back series.

A Day Of Mr B

Dan, you asked, today Mr B in all his glory. My trusty side kick, never complains, always ready to go, and the best doorbell on the planet earth.    

Unpacking Stinky’s Charm?

While freeing Stinky from her “enclosure of glass” I have realized that I am also seeing and learning how she was prepped for the process back in the 1960’s. For the record I am going to do this in stages. We all know that the second we start stripping the bottom of the glass, its

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Stinky Under Glass

Since the day we found Stinky in a dairy barn in Georgia, the never ending tension of leave it alone, or restore it has been gnawing at me like every rodent that did so to her in her 50 year hibernation.  She is no doubt a wonderful poster child for the Prerestoric category we introduced

Coolish Or Foolish?

I noticed this cool storage thing on ebay the other day. I am sure some of you noticed it as well. And at first glance, I thought. mmm thats cool. And the more I looked, oh! Hey thats really cool, and then I let it sit there for a bit, and then cooled off. And

An Early Last Gasping Season On Lake Hopatcong.

See, Wyatt every 5 years… Whats 5 years? Well, how old are you?   See Wyatt before you were in Mommy’s tummy… I was in Mommy’s tummy? How did I get there? Well, mmm Wyatt, see … Do I need to be draw down?  No Wyatt. See,  Wyatt just look sad, and I will get your

Syd’s Text Message Museum Asks – What-iz it 4?

We got this the other day from the Curator of Syd’s Text Museum, Now, Syd’s museum knows tons of stuff. Like stuff you will never really to know. And stuff that if you do know will take up some valuable storage space in your noggin that you could use for more important things. Like did

Thanks For Visiting Ophelia.

Todays headline could be read several ways. I will let the pics tell the story. Which is kinda odd, since it kinda makes sense. Which is also kinda odd since there is very little I say that makes sense. Make sense? Thanks everyone for your kind wishes and concern. We never lost any power, and

September Mornings

Even at my ripe old age, I am still conditioned to think of September as the end of fun and warmth. I blame the school year, and the way life seems to reboot. The crisp air, low light, and slowly shorter days. I swear one could almost tell the time of year just by the

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Well? At Least I Am Not Alone

As you may recall several years ago, I did the same thing here in Reedville in Sweet Pea.. I got this from Hamster from a Facebook  post from the Lake George Boaters Facebook page. Ugh, Facebook news! And of course everyone has something to say. Having been there, here, it’s far easier to do than

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Another Crappy Story From Woody Boater.

We got this fun report in from long time fellow WoodyBoater Tom Gruenauer regarding a new project barn find. I had to wait because of all the amazing perfection coming out of Michigan this past week. Somehow I love the contrast of Toms new Stink Bomb after all that mahogany insanity. A true reflection of

Bay Harbor From A Facebook Post. Just This One Time. WOW!

Fellow Woody Boater David Irvine from the Michigan gang shared some amazing images from the Bay harbor International, and HOLY CRAP! Kudos to the ACBS for blowing the universe away with all this mahogany magic. I mean, HOLY CRAP! I mean, where do these boats come from? I know, I know, it’s a metaphor. Like

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Howe Marine Drive By Shooting

I apologize to all the google searching and finding out you land here on Woody Boater and no doubt will be disappointed to find out that we are just a bunch of old boat freaks and all you are going to see is old boats, old people and one old taxi. So you have been

Let’s Do The Mich Mash Up.

The reports have been coming in and my bilge pump isn’t able to keep up, Shannon, Scott, Chris And Julie have been doing an amazing job, pumping the images in, my problem is I have been actually working. As in meetings and traveling for those meetings. Got home around 10 last night from three days

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Reedville Ready At WoodyBoater Global HQ

Last night the party here in Reedville VA the party got started. And the welcome reception got underway, about 40 folks showed up to the bar and yummy food provided by the Reedville Fishermen’s Museum and some big giant fans, which kept stuff as cool as possible. The temp was a cool 91, but as

Four Regional Shows This Weekend. It Ain’t Over Yet!

Port Huron, Michigan, Buffalo, NY, Minnesota, and Reedville VA Be there!  We sure love a good plug here and if it helps awarness of your gathering its a win win. Okay Port Huron – Boat The Blue event, Poster says it all. The Land-O-Lakes Classic Boat Classic Boat Club is hosting it’s annual Real Runabouts

Thank You Al, You Made The World A Better Place.

Yesterday we got a report in around 10AM east coast time that one of the original and most loved Woody Boaters had passed away. Al Schinnerer made everyone smile and was always there to make things better. In fact Al is responsible for saving  many of our boats. When a part could be found, he

Getting Ready For The Second Chance Glebe Pt Shoot Out

As we dove in deeper into the Newspaper Image of the fateful Zip race on Glebe Pt here on the Northern Neck, new boats started to emerge. And one of them popped out, and was the winner as it turned out. Leon Edwards Whirlwind!  And we just so happen to have a 12ft Whirlwind here.

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A Brief Paws For Mr Buffett

Thank you Jimmy Buffett for all the wonderful times. Now I understand why we had such an amazing sunset last night. Margaritas tonight. Maybe lunch, okay maybe mix some Cheerios into a blender this morning and.. Maybe a boat ride is a better idea  

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Live-ish From September 1967

Today is kinda a special day, it’s the beginning of September and that marks almost exactly 56 years ago that Zip had her moment in time. The race was in September 1967 and we went back to the exact location during the trial run and had some fun. This is where it all happened. She

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Getting Zip Ready For Her Comeback Run

While everyone was enjoying the Gull Lake Tahoe Hessel mash up of visual splendor, Wayne Bomb and I were getting Zip ready for her big comeback run. As you may recall. Or not. Doesn’t matter, Zips fateful havoc wreaking run was on…wait for it.. September 7, 1967. And the plan is to have her back

Live-ish From In Lake Huron, Yes, I Said In.

And just when you think that the entire Classic Boat universe is on Gull Lake, but what about IN the Lake? A huge thank you to fellow Woody Boater Drew Regan for this report from Hessel. Take it away Drew. My daughter and I were enjoying the last Saturday of August in the Les Cheneaux

Dane Anderson Wraps Up Gull Lake In A Nice Bow.

A huge thanks to Duke Dane Anderson and Sir Steve Lapkin for an amazing job reporting in from the center of the classic boat universe this past week. This show is becoming an international event, and 100% should be on your 5 Gallon bucket list… And if you have looked in the mirror lately.. Chop

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Shoot Out On Gull Lake.

If you are tuning in to see another report from Sir Steve Lapkin today. Well, you are gonna get more than you bargained for. As in, not just one report, but two. That’s right, today we are gonna try and mash together two reports, and two stories. a a chazillion images.  Chazillion is my new