Here is your way to go Woody Boating and never flex a butt cheek. You can now just plop down in your Chris Craft Couch, turn on the computer and have folks call you so your Riva Ring tone rings and you are all set. If it helps you can have someone splash a glass of water on your face.. and run a small gas engine in your office so you can smell the smell..mmmmmm exhaust with a slight hint of gas… ssnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff…. then when you are done. You can go up to Michigan and have a cool frosty with Chris at his Bar. This classic boating thing is fun.. Who needs a boat?

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4 Responses to “The Perfect Way To Go Woody Boating.”
  1. Jim Staib

    Looks way better than Stan-Craft yellow! But I guess you get what you pay for.

  2. Rick

    Well much easier to maintain as the only salt getting on it will be from Margaritas.

  3. Anonymous

    For just a few hundred more you could have the whole boat.