Off to see Kaptain Krunch and his wonderful gold leaf brush at Wino Signs. That and two cans of varnish from our pals at Southern Boat Works. So I won’t be able to do a story today…. hey wait a minute, this is a story, you are reading it, I am writing it.. Dang it. Well at least it has no redeeming value… Wait a minute, nothing we do here has a redeeming value.. So it’s like any other story. Dang it!  So don’t read this.. There.. wait a minute, if you are reading this, its now a story. Dang it! I need my medication… snnnifff, ahhh fresh varnish…

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4 Responses to “Sorry, No Story Today, I Am Varnishing”
  1. Anonymous

    It will be OK, Matt. I didn't really read your story that wasn't a story, it was just a note telling us there is NO story today, the fact that it kind of looked like a story is completely coincidental and, well, I believe you. No Story Today, No Story Today, No Story Today…

  2. Anonymous

    Hey how much of varnishing is laying down product and how much is waiting for it to dry? Where are the rest of the boats? All that room in your dry dock.

  3. Anonymous

    Ahh, now we know the secret of that mellow, amber-yellow color of varnish. Apply it while the pine trees are shedding pollen.