Ahhh, resting on one killer Riva at last years Sunnyland show..

Just think.. Monday you could go in a quit your lame job and in two weeks be in FLA.. Basking.. Sniffing the varnish.. And just being in heaven, be one in true mahogany joy.. Free of any responsibility.

Stuck in Cleveland, because your boss wants you to install some carpet in Mrs Cranzes sewing room? Tell him he can take this job and tack it down……. Have a presentation to the Thompson account? RUN! There are going to be Race Boats. LOUD NOISE, varnish.. Chicken on a stick. Ok, never mind that Monday you will have to go sniveling back.. Never mind that in just 30 days you will be happy to scrape the tile from Mrs Cranzes 30 year old sons who never moved outs bathroom floor.. It was all worth it. So Monday.. Monday is the day. Walk in and say so long.. Here, we have even a web site that has a sample resignation letter for you.. PLEASE, make sure you put in two weeks notice. Otherwise, its a waste of time. note, you may also want to say something like you are insane or something.. you need to set up your groveling on Monday…. Go for it.. Come one.. What depression?

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7 Responses to “Two Saturdays From Now, You Could Be Basking In Varnish!”
  1. Texx

    Quit your job, go to Lake Dora and then go back in two weeks and say these simple words to your boss… “Sir, I decided to quit, and then changed my mind, and promise to never do that again.” (…until next March – that’s what your thinking, don’t say that part…)

    And you will be good to go… HA

  2. Paul H.

    As I sit in the Toronto airport waiting to return to still arctic Calgary today, I am content that for me, winter ends at 12:35PM on Tuesday with our departure to FL. It has been a damn long and relentlessly cold winter, even by our standards. I can’t wait to get to the warmth and to get back on the water. See you there!

  3. Randy Rush-Captain Grumpy

    Sorry cant make it, but I am basking in my own varnish in the garage! Almost as good without the cost.

  4. Al Benton

    Well, the land yacht is heading south a week from next Tuesday for the long trek to Tavares and the Sunnyland Show. Looking forward to see all of ya there. Anyone going to the ACBS Symposium Thursday in Mt Dora?