Well, you can say you heard and saw it here first. Fellow Woody Boater Kyle Smithson from London, while out on his boat on the Thames. Captured this image of Will and Kate this morning on a practice run. Apon further investigation he has found out that they secretly plan to be married on a Gar Wood! That’s right. This is straight from Smithson himself. Turns out, in the parade tomorrow will be stand ins. The fear of Irish bombers was to much for British security. So they will go out on the river and get married by The Earl of Evenrude, the ships captain. … I cant make this sort of stuff up.. That’s right, Earl Evenrude is his real name. Hey all those names had to start someplace. Anyway. It’s that simple. So while the billions of people are watching the happy couple.. Lenny and Edna Johnson.. the Will and Kate Look a likes. You can be down on the Thames and see the real deal. You can thank me later..