I don’t quite know how this happened, but Mothers Day has turned into a gift day for my wife! I am supposed to give her jewelry according to the ads out there. SHE IS MY WIFE! Not my mother. So. How can YOU use mothers day as one more cynical chess move to advance your need for that set of bear claw vents that you need chroming but now are stuck buying some lame Pandora charm that says Mom in a heart in it. SO.. here goes.
First, face it, its a gift giving holiday for you. Your wife is going to get a gift. But instead of a heart with Mom in it. NO, not a bear claw charm.. They are too big and would break her wrist. See.. this can be tricky. And no, a bracelet made from 3 inch copper exhaust pipe is not good either. Nor are earnings made from light switches on a dash. ” oh honey they are rare honey comb knobs from a barrel back” NOT good.. What ya need is jewelry that looks a feels like jewelry.. But has some boat in it. Like this sucker on eBay. Its a charm, yes, but it’s gold and cute. So it could work. Add a card that says. You are one smok’n 2 cycle mix moma. Or, “You are my On Golden Charm” and no there is only one…There, now you are all set. And for your mom. Visit her, and consider yourself lucky that she is still around.