Just think.. Sunday we all will be in a happy place. Where the varnish is always dust free.

Well. At least I will be on a cool Classic boat on Lake Gaston at the Lake Gaston show this weekend. …. And you.. Mowing the lawn? Fixing a fence? Get out there. Pull out that boat with the original bottom, who cares, it only needs to last a couple hours anyway. Let the sun just fry that varnish work. Buy high test on credit. Who cares if its 6 bucks a gallon, you won’t have to pay it when the planet goes up in a cloud. Just think. The last thing you will see is a banjo wheel melting in your hands and a loud pop. And poof, you are in heaven. or south of that. Either way you went out doing what you love. So this weekend. STARTING TODAY. Put your self first, it’s the last weekend on earth.. Woohoooo. Were all going Woody Boating like there is no tomorrow. Wait, there is a tomorrow. Go boating like there is no day after tomorrow!

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15 Responses to “The End Of The Earth Is May 21st, Ahh Crap, That’s This Weekend. .”
  1. Woody

    I have reached out to them to ask if they have a claims dept in pergetory..

  2. mfine

    Good idea! If the end of the world people are even half right that would be where I am going to end up!

  3. Texx

    My only regret… I never learned the history and benefits of using KAPOK in old wooden boats.

    Matt, do you think we will have enough time to do an interactive story on KAPOK in the morning? Or is it too late?

  4. RRG

    I hope the end comes late Saturday…Ive got to get my girl back in the water early that morning 🙁

  5. mfine

    6:00 PM RRG. I guess it is going to roll by timezone, but I am not sure if it will be in standard time or if such events recognize local daylight savings time shifts. We should have a pretty good handle on that from Asia and Europe before it gets to us.

  6. John Rothert

    The end MUST in fact be near….I am considering buying a FIBERGLASS boat!!!

  7. Rick

    I hear in hell you try forever to get that 100 point boat but never quite get there. Wait a minute………….. how long have I been here…..what day is it. Damn!

  8. Victor Fabricius

    No boat even close to being ready so mtn biking – 12 hrs of Tsali, Lake Fontana, NC, my own kind of hell. If I don’t make that turn on the south loop just before the shale cliffs, it will be a long way down, but at least it will be into a lake.

  9. m-fine

    OH CRAP! I just realized this means I wont be able to get an official Woody Boater cap! Matt, any chance you will Fedex out any remaining cap and shirt inventory so we can have one last chance to own the coveted gear?

    I’ll pay you on Monday…if there is one 🙂

  10. RiverRat

    Matt and Texx and the rest of you I will see you in hell.