Ya all thought I was kidding about the Boatress’s nails.. Thought it was a joke. Well.. Here is the clip from yesterdays news, that right.. NBC’s  Pat Collins a fixture here in the DC market, drove here to Woody Boater DC World headquarters to talk to the Boatress about her trama regarding her un finished manicure.. Oh the humanity.. now, if you think this is something I made up.. Here is the link as well to NBC Washington’s news website. I wish I could make this stuff up, I really do.

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7 Responses to “NBC News Features The Trama Of The Woody Boatress’s Earthquake Manicure Mayhem!”
  1. Mike M

    Ohhh, the humanity!!! Undone nails? What’s next??? Unfinished eyebrows?

    Alex Watson may be able to help in the “hand model” department, I heard he dated one, once.

  2. Rick

    Hold on to that girl Matt. Looks like she’s headed for Hollywood, then you’re going to have to compete against the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney! Don’t let here take anymore calls and screen her mail.

  3. Woody

    She tells me she likes over weight middle aged men that can’t spell.. So I am secure.. Oh god! That describes most of you.. Stay away!!!