Woody Boater Disaster week, just keeps getting better and better….Just when you thought your inflatable raft would be there for you in time of need.. This horrible story came out last night.. .. Man Has Sex With Pink Inflatable Raft. That’s right.. Your sweet innocent inflatable raft, that your kids use.. was used as a .. well, a love interest, in a moment of passion.. I CAN”T MAKE THIS STUFF UP! God, I wish I could.. Turns out Edwin Tobergta, 32, was arrested at his Hamilton Ohio home early Sunday morning. Tobergta allegedly was seen engaging in sexual conduct with the raft in an alley behind his home. He was reported to police by the owner of the raft. We here at Woody Boater do have an open mind though… I say what ever floats your boat! But really…There is more… Now according to another report, Tobertgta had also had an affair with an inflatable Pumpkin, so all you fellow Woody Boaters may also look out for your Bumpers and any inflatable Life Jackets.. You may want to get those cleaned just in case.. Especially if you live in Ohio… Let the comments proceed..