In case you have been in a cave this past week, you might have heard that it was Black Friday and today is Cyber Monday. So, you are thinking, I dont need a $299.99 Tv set, or Pay station, and have no interest in anything at a mall. So.. You sit there on Christmas / Hanukkah/ Quansit hut.. What ever .. You sit there as you family is all excited about there new lap top, TV set, socks.. And you sit there thinking.. there’s a new copper exhaust pipe in those “slacks” I just got, or, oh thanks for those books on old cars and gas stations.. Did anyone think of getting me some new lines for the boat, how bout a vintage cushion.. A grey pattern boat would have been the same as that flat screen TV.. Or thanks for the tie that I DONT WEAR ANY MORE.. That cost a about the same as some new rubber flooring.. So.. I ain’t taking it anymore.. This story is for your loved ones.. NOT YOU..
HE DOESN’T WANT SOCKS! SHE DOESN’T WANT A SWEATER, WE WANT BOAT STUFF! Go to ebay, look up Vintage Boat hat, Vintage Boat Cushions, old vintage life jackets, ash trays like boats..If that is taking to long and I understand that.. Antique Boat Center is having a sale on there stuff in the shop..Just mention Woody Boater and there might be a surprise discount. Or dare you.. Just give your special woodyboater a note that says.” I will go with you to a boat show this year” yes you will stand there and be board stiff.. But… a weekend in the summer boating with your Woody Boater is a win win.. Antique Boat America is also all over this with Woody Boater specials. Including some art work for the rec room..as seen above.. Dogs playing poker is so last year. This year its bears in boats.. Fun stuff. Just click here.. We will be featuring specials and very special Woody Boater deals til Christmas, But hurry now, inventory can dry up fast. A fall back is… the gift that they will love! A 5 gallon bucket.. Throw in a small can of varnish, A couple rags, Chrome polish..Have all the kids write notes on it.. Like Don’t Sink on me dad.. YOU WILL BE SHOCKED…It’s what he always wanted!
Go ahead hit comment and tell Santa what you really want for the holidays.