21 Responses to “It’s A Rivera Christmas ?”
  1. Alex

    Re the banner… Is that another of those 99’s? Santa’s been holding out on us!
    Interesting choice of modern power… “It’s a Kringle 3000. A 500-reindeer power jet turbine engine.”

  2. Bob Kays

    It’s the Geraldo model, very, very rare. It has an orange bootstripe, green bottom and it was used in a very famous movie

  3. Alex

    Chad, you sound like you might already be stockbesoffen’ed. That, or scheisse-das Gesicht’ed.

    Forgive my German, but don’t both these mean “very happy” in English?

  4. Texx

    Chad, You can probably see a real wood fire up the road at Jim Staib’s place!

  5. Alex

    Alex: “Why are you smiling like that?”
    Mayer: “I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.”

  6. Alex

    Santa: “That’s another thing… Porter you should know that your father, Mayer… he’s on the naughty list.”
    Porter: “Noooooooooo!”

  7. m-fine

    BTW, has anyone ever heard Matt pronounce Riviera? Does he pronounce it with 3 syllables like Rivera, or does he get it right but not spell it correctly? I don’t know why I am fixated on it but I am.

    • Texx

      If it is, shame on him for operating a Chris-Craft without the correct script on the hull side. What’s next, slotted screws?

  8. Matt

    Hey.. I was trying to save on letters. Speed up the load time.. Don’t make pull out the woody boater dictionary..

  9. Alex

    It’s a Kris-Kraft. Cheap Chinese knock-off. Like the toys I’m assembling until 2:00 am.

  10. MikeM

    Porter: dad, who is that guy? Is he the guy who was picking on Lily? What’s with him, anyway?

    Mayer: Uh….no son. It’s Christmas eve. Just forget about that creep and go to bed.

    Mayer-ee Christmas everybody!!!

  11. Randy Rush-Captain Grumpy

    Just spent 6 hrs writing a 78 page operations and policy manual for my real estate office of 1. Just what I needed watch someone elses fireplace burning.
    Merry Christmas everyone!

  12. chad

    One more day and I will have survived EAT-A-THON 2011. It will be a miracle if I gain less than 10lbs… if my arteries don’t close first.

  13. brian

    Whoa. Nice fire.

    Except that when I clicked on the thing to speed it up to see if there was something further along but just a roaring fire, an ad by Google popped up.

    Big deal you say, except that it was for ” EASY CREMATION PLANNING”.