Thanks to fellow Woody boater Bob”have I got a Calendar for you” Kays, you can really have your 2013 classic boat calendar now. And it’s a real 2013 one. All the dates are there. You can buy it here. We guarantee this Calendar to be a collectors item since it may be the last one ever made. What? You ask, how can you make such a bold statement. It’s very simple. According to the Mayan Calendar the world is coming to an end on Dec 21,2012. That’s right. And when that happens, you my friend will have the last real true blue American Made Calendar in your little paws. You will be the only person out there that knows what day it is after that. Because, YOU had the forethought to get a 2013 calendar. Just think, you sitting in your fox hole, scavenging for cockroaches to eat, and you will know what day it is. And don’t even think about what a collectors item it will be once ebay gets back up in lets say in the year 2450 once the cockroaches and you mated together to create a super human that can exist living in cracks behind the toilet and survive on old crust from pizza boxes. Yup.. All because you bought a 2013 Lake Hopatcong Calendar. Buy 2 and keep the other one in the wrapper. Then you and your cockroach family can be rich beyond your wildest dreams. And finally aford that 24 Sportsman you always wanted. Thanks Bob, you are a true saint!
DON’T FORGET TO SEND US YOUR LAST GASP PICTURES! May be the last last gasp? Send to Matt@WoodyBoater.com