This years big best last gasp award will be a beautiful, in your size, Hagerty pull over (wind type) jacket for the winner. . I assume this jacket has magic powers. Nothing bad will happen to you when you wear it, and if you have money in the pocket and loose it, it magically appears. Just think, you will have super human insurance powers. As long as your premium is up to date. Just you and your Hagerty pull over (wind type) jacket defiant against the problems that life tosses your way. No more lift and sniff, who cares if you have a 75 year old bottom, go out and full throttle yourself through 15 ft swells. Motor spew old oil like a fast food fryer, GO FOR IT, because you have the jacket( wind type) thing on! And all because you sent in a picture of you and your boat! Got green leaves and shot it in the spring, I can make orange leaves out of it.
Got an old shot of you 10 years ago. Fine. WE DON’T CARE! Send it in!
Don’t have a story because you live a boring life because you don’t have a Hagerty type jacket… MAKE IT UP! Just think how exciting your life will become! Keep them coming!