Biggest balls Winner for three years in a row David Konick has parked his boat for the winter, and sadly shown his weakness. Another has stepped in to take his place…. On eBay no less. Yes, in what has to be the ballsiest move in years. Ebay seller bobsbezerkolounge has chosen to sell off dumpster material as Nautical art. That’s right, rotten wood off a boat for $525.. I am not making this up. To be fair, there is a best offer in there. And it appears to be a covering board. Here is the official description.
Up for auction is a hull section section of a 1960 40 foot Chris Craft Sport Fish / Fly Bridge, unfortunately the boat met it’s demise but I saved this bow section it’s a beautiful piece to add to any nautical collection. It would be a great gift for you or yours. This piece would look great as a wall hanging. It measures app. 46″ long X 5″ high and bowed upward app. 3 inches on each end and app. 3 inches thick. I will also include a mahogany shelf and mahogany shelf supports. Shipped weight is 8 1/2 pounds from 32771. Please ask any questions before bidding, all ebay rules apply. Click here for the rest of the listing
By the way, You may want to run out into the yard and stomp out that fire you started this morning…NOW! If it sells, David, I am sorry.. All those 35 mile Atlantic Ocean during hurricanes trips are nothing compared to this guys balls. WOW! This opens up an entirely new market for our crap. I can see it now.