Hurry Sale-ish End Soon!

Have you been holding off on that special Woody Boat purchase? Waiting for the market to run aground? Well today is your lucky day. Because tomorrow the world comes to an end. That’s right. Right after the 2nd Annual Woody Boater virtual party, or during it. Either way it’s over. So, we reached out to the good folks at the Antique Boat Center and asked if they would offer any special deals to our fellow Woody Boaters if they buy today. We figure go big, since you really would not need to pay for it. And you might squeeze in a hr of boating before you find yourself in an ocean of lava if you want to slam down some coin today.. OR Mr big shot dreamer…  If you go in today and write a contract on a boat at the Antique Boat Center, they will defer the payment until tomorrow. So it’s a win win. If the world blows up, you had the boat of your dreams, on paper. And if it doesn’t…. you have the boat of your dreams, minus some money..or house, depending on how bold you felt at the time. You need to act fast though, Antique Boat Center has sold 10 boats this month alone. So supplies are going fast… With that in mind we selected some good options that are still for sale. This Special once in a lifetime offer ends with the world! Time is running out! Come on, your not going to need that house anymore, it’s not like the kids are going to collage? 401 K’s are no good in heaven. GO FOR IT!

2011 Destino, amazing , fast and runs on Diesel.. Wait, Arent you going out and buying a huge yacht? You need a tender, right… The yacht runs on Diesel, you can fill up both at the same time. You can cruise around the oceans as we all go to hell. This is for the Prepper in you. Be the last one Woody Boating. Click Here.

How bout this perfect Century Arabian? It’s proven to be a better boat that it’s Competition, sorry Alex…. We are all going to die, its time to fall back on what we trust! This is plastic so it wont burn as fast as a woody, and has a cover. And for 14K ish, even if the world does not come to an end, it would only cost you some big Visa payments for 10 years. click here.

26′ 1998 Fish Bros. Gold Cup Race Boat — $85,900 , Now, this is not for a family man for sure. Its just you and Kate Upton, out on your own, set to repopulate the globe. She aint gonna want to stay with you and your lame ass mini van with old pizza boxes in it. You need to go fast to, to escape the zombies. This is yours and Kates go to boat. By the way if you don’t know who Kate Upton is.The video below will make you feel alive again. I WANT TO LIVE NOW! And then if you want the boat. Click Here.

Now where was I ? Dang? Maybe Kate will be at our party? What was I writing about? Dam? I hate this when this happens? Oh great, Now the keys are stttttttttttttttttttttickingggggggggggg… Oh wait, your last boat , thing sale. So It’s you are Kate alone, your heaven, her hell by the way. But you are the only one left and your 23 ft woody… So as we prepare for the big party and end of the planet tomorrow, what is your boat of choice? And yes, Chad has his monkey!

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18 Responses to “It’s The Antique Boat Center Mayan Buy Like There Is No Tomorrow Sale-ish! Hurry, Offer Ends Tomorrow!”
  1. Greg Lewandowski

    It looks like I will need a helicopter and one of those funny Australian bears to hang out with Kate. Does ABC have those for sale also?

  2. floyd r turbo

    Dennis Ryan kinda looks like a Kuala Bear with all that facial hair
    or maybe you can get Lou in a speedo with chest hair he could pass as a Kuala.

  3. Alex

    I’d say something about that Arabian claim. However, the terms of my divorce settlement with Mayer forbid me.

  4. brian t

    On Friday, after all of the good people are called Home and the only folks left here to wander about in our Road Warrior / Mad Max environment will be the heathens like me, I for one am going to search out a now-free Aquarama and install a nice couple of big blowers (ie like Max) so that I can then motor about looking for petrol with my new Dingo dog – who will of course be sporting a new Sons of Varnish black t-shirt made into a bandana.

    Or, Friday will come and go which will leave me on Saturday cussing up a storm because I am at the damn shopping mall trying to finish my Xmas shopping with the hoards of other boneheads.

  5. Frank Miklos

    Like the Arabian claim believe vs xk19 I agree… but if I’m going to go out and buy something that I can not afford it will be wood…

  6. Carl Garmhaus

    Can I buy one of these virtual boats on the 22nd with virtual dollars?

  7. Rick

    Will we be able to get chocolate milk served in martini glasses again this year? Or is that barkeep too old now and moving on to Sprite and Coke?

  8. Tommyholm

    Why does Matt think the holiday party is tomorrow when today is Wednesday and the end of the Mayan calendar is dec 21 which is the shortest day of the year which means that day will make Matt,s party yesterday on Friday. Let,s party on Garth ( when?).

  9. Phillip Jones

    Boat He$%^ I’m going to Charlotte and jump in that new Dodge Viper and drive it home like there is NOOOO speed limit. You better be right about this Matt!!!!

  10. Texx

    Tommy and company – We are “party planner challenged” here at Woody Boater HQ.

    But as far as I know (regardless of what today’s header says) the Second annual party is still scheduled for Friday, Dec. 21st … That’s the day after tomorrow (Thursday)… I think.

    If not, we have 30 cases of virtual beer, a case of virtual scotch and 30 dozen virtual shrimp puffs that are going to be delivered a day late. And I have to re-schedule the live band…

  11. MikeM

    C’mon Alex…is that all you got? I’ve been waiting all day for something of substance.

    It’s been just over a year since the Mighty Arabian kicked your butt on WB…..our one year anniversary!!