One off Grey Sons Of Varnish Shirt. You cant get it online, only at one place!

The front has a special date and logos!

Next Weekend, at the big Woody Boater Live event at the Antique Boat Center Woody Boater will have a very special limited edition Sons Of varnish shirt. NEVER to be made again. This one will be in Dark Grey and have a special date on the front. They will also ONLY be sold at the event. They are being made up in Ohio this week in a limited quantity. This way when you are out and about this summer you will have something no one else has. You sneech you!

Oh how envious all the ordinary Woody Boaters will be!


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19 Responses to “Limited Edition Sons Of Varnish Shirt To Be Commemorate Woody Boater Live!”
  1. Rick

    I think that after taking a little more saltwater over the bow and then drying out in the sun (no bimini) my current clack one may approach that color. Wish I could be there.

  2. Alex

    “My friends”, he announced in a voice clear and clean,
    “My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean.
    And I’ve heard of Your troubles. I’ve heard you’re unhappy.
    But I can fix that, I’m the Fix-It-Up Chappie.

    I’ve come here to help you.
    I have what you need.
    And my prices are low. And I work with great speed.
    And my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed!”

    Then, when every last cent of their money was spent,
    The Fix-It-Up Chappie packed up. And he went.
    And he laughed as he drove In his car up the beach,
    “They never will learn. No. You can’t Teach a Sneetch!”

  3. Carl Garmhaus

    Hey Matt, You have re defined the word limited this morning with a fat finger typo. Limeted makes me think of lemons and limes, a topic for another day, as in boats I wish I had never owned of which I had one and limes for a favorite summer beverage.

  4. matt

    HA, Just caught that. Spell check does not work on the headline machine. I will bring limes to the event. HA

    • Bryan

      When I read your “Lapstrake Love” response, the tune “Muskrat Love” jumped into my head. Now it won’t leave. What a terrible song to have stuck in there. Thanks SO much!

  5. Dick Dow

    Brian – “It’s a Small World After All…”

    That should do the trick:)

  6. Dreed

    If I have either of those songs in my head tonite, youz guyz are in trouble!

  7. Quitchbitchin

    If you have some extra time it’s the weekend of the Cincinnati Travel, Sports, and Boat show Downtown.

    It’s always a good show, if you like new plastic boats…

    Discount tickets are available @ Kroger for $8 each.