I say it’s time to RAMP IT UP! As Alfred E. Neuman said, “what me worry”? As for those New Years Resolutions, pe-shaw, buh-bye, let’s get back to what’s really important, and that’s the “Big Picture”. What are we wearing? What are we drinking? It is very important we do both, keep clothed and hydrated after all if we don’t, we may not be around to enjoy our Woodies and all the fun that goes along with them.
So, whilst the world was focused on the Red Carpets the last few weeks, and all I heard was “What are you wearing”, I thought to myself as the Diva of all things Woody World ( like Wally World only wayyyyy better ) … what will my fellow WB’rs be wearing at Sunnyland and Lake Dora…what color will that AstroTurf be? Timex or Rolex or Gas-ex?
Sperry’s or Croc’s?
The series, to follow over the next few months, will address those ever pressing and important questions. After all we didn’t fall off the fiscal cliff and we will most likely survive the “sequester”? and or the next Meteor, and we will find the Pope in the Pizza.
Let’s walk the gangplank as if it was a Paris catwalk, profiling our new WB T shirts and raise a Hot Toddy to another great year of Woody Boating, let’s stand shoulder-to-shoulder, stem to stern!
To the Brotherhood and Sistah-hood of all things Woody Boatah!
In the dying words of Commander James Lawrence to the crew of the USS Chesapeake,
……….”Don’t give up the ship…”*
*Rumor has it that Fireball Whisky was forged sometime in the mid-80s during the coldest winter Canada had ever seen when a mixologist turned mad scientist accidentally created a permanent solution to frostbite. The concoction slowly and quietly made its way around North America for a few years as a secret handshake between veteran bartenders. Fireball took an important turn when several bottles were smuggled to the lower 48 from Canada. Word got out and now we’re just trying to make it fast enough to keep the fire burning. * Fireball whiskey.