There is only one guy living in Woodyboaterville that has the audacity to do a springtime varnish job outside while the area is being infested with cicadas! You guessed it, Biggest balls winner for 5 years in a row, David Konick. needed to get his trusty Sea Skiff ready for fishing season. Damm the bugs! It’s varnish time. As David put it. Despite the plague, no cicadas got in the varnish, every other bug did, but no 17 year cicadas. For those of you wondering what in the hell are we talking about. in the mid Atlantic, every 17 years we are infested with these little red eyed pals. They are about an inch long and are everywhere. The good thing is if you have a dog, you wont need to feed them for a while. These things are slow, dumb and load. Wait.. That’s me! Anyway, Davids varnish came out great, and once again, David is a guiding light in the world of just go boating.