I was out on our beloved 1960 Chris Craft the other day while other plastic tubs were all running around the river. It dawned on me how board these people must be out there on there boring craft. The even sadder thing is that they are boring new, but when they get older they actually suck the joy out of were ever they sit and use up valuable air space for the water to evaporate. Yes, watching water evaporate is more fun than looking at a 1985 anything. It’s like they all were designed by the same guy that designed the K car. Wait, the K car at least evoked some emotion.
So today, we celebrate the dull, the boring, the life sucking Clorox bottles that litter our water ways and back fields. Post your favorite boring boat. For the record, this is most certainly not limited to plastic crap, the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s all had there share of dullness as well…. OUCH! Happy Woody Boring Day!
You can be creative like this video on You Tube.
Or feature bored people on your exciting boat!