What Is The Sexiest Boat Made?

Some boats have it, some don't.. Photo - Mercury Outboard Dealer in Sarasota, Florida in 1960

Some boats have it, some don’t.. Photo – Mercury Outboard Dealer in Sarasota, Florida in 1960

It’s cold out there today, lets warm it up a bit here in Woodyboaterville. So we thought we would ask the big question. Whats the sexiest boat made? Now if you find a huge new Cobalt sexy you need to leave. GO.. We don’t want you in town. GET OUT, take your shiny plastic crap with your tramp stamped ho with you. Now for the rest of us classy folks, bring out your sexy! Each classic boat, and we are including fiberclassics has a certain style. Is it a small Hydro? A Utility, elegand and classy Hacker? Cobra?  I suppose it’s all subjective, what ever floats your boat we say.

Rivas are always Sexy, but is it because of the babes?

Rivas are always Sexy, but is it because of the babes?

OK, the boat is not all that important here. ITS COLD OUTSIDE!

OK, the boat is not all that important here. ITS COLD OUTSIDE!

Perhaps its a sportsman? Hey.. It's kinda like a pick up truck. But trucks can be sexy.

Perhaps its a sportsman? Hey.. It’s kinda like a pick up truck. But trucks can be sexy.

 

Any boat that Carla is in?

Any boat that Carla from Hagerty Marine Insurance is in?

Race boat or chunk of Mahogany?

Race boat or chunk of Mahogany?

Anything with a top? These sexy hard tops are stunning. But sexy?

Anything with a top? These sexy hard tops are stunning. But sexy?

What about a sexy Racer? These are stunning, but secretly do the gals flock to her?

What about a sexy Racer? These are stunning, but secretly do the gals flock to her? Yes this is a former header.

Chris Craft barrel back? Its iconic, and stunning, but sexy?

Chris Craft barrel back? Its iconic, and stunning, but sexy?

A U22, not a sexy boat? Maybe with a blonde interior? Sexy!

A U22, not a sexy boat? Maybe with a blonde interior? Sexy!

I will admit that the larger Sportsman do it for me. but for her?

I will admit that the larger Sportsman do it for me. but for her?

Twin engine 25 Sportsman? Does two motors add to the sexyness?

Twin engine 25 Sportsman? Does two motors add to the sexyness?

Gar Wood? Miss Lisa, Karen Harrison, sunglasses.... this could be a big winner.

Gar Wood? Miss Lisa, Karen Harrison, sunglasses…. this could be a big winner.

 

Is it the engine that makes it sexy?

Is it the engine that makes it sexy?

maybe its folding down windsheilds?

maybe its folding down windsheilds?

Maybe its not the boat, but who is driving it? Photo Classic boating, The boatress and Karen on Lake Dora.

Maybe its not the boat, but who is driving it? Photo Classic boating, The boatress and Karen on Lake Dora.

So send us your sexy? If its possible to make a chunk of Mahogany like the our beloved Suzy above, anythings possible.

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105 Responses to “What Is The Sexiest Boat Made?”

  1. Captain Nemo

    I think that a Riva just reeks of sex. You can just vision bikini babes riding around the French Riviera on one.

  2. Troy

    OK So I did not expect this kind of desperation untill at least mid January.

    This just proves that it is not about the boat.

    • matt

      It’s cold, its sunday, and readership is flat. Next week, topless ninja boaters. And is your boat safe? HA

  3. Texx

    I have to break it down into 2 categories…

    Pre-War: For me, the sexiest boat made is hands down – the 1926 30′ Belle Isle Super Bear Cat. Elegance, power, history, performance – it’s got it all.

    Post-War: The one and only Riva Aquarama Super – European styling & craftsmanship, twin power and magnificent performance & handling. Plus it has a Play Pen.

    And the best part is I got to drive them both on the same day thanks to my friend Kermit Sutton.

    • Troy

      If we are talking about “play pens” nothing beats a BIG Cruiser.

      We could make a Country song, “She thinks my cruisers sexy”.

    • Troy

      Of course the sexiest of all cruisers is non other than John Hackers Thunderbird.

  8. Troy

    If we are going to talk lake boats I think Jim Street’s “Blackened Cobra” is one of the SEXIEST boats I have ever seen.

  12. Texx

    Any time sexy boats are mentioned, you have to include at least one Donzi.

  19. m-fine

    Judging by the number of hot young women with tiny child sized bathing suits who tend to be attracted to them…

    Riva and Donzi have to be at the top.

    My list would include the Chris Craft 20′ Custom, and if you like big curves, a Greavette Streamliner.

    • Troy

      Since most of us are a pretty conservative bunch it makes sense that our wives and daughters also fall into that category. Regardless of what Matt says I think if you are looking for skimpy bikinis you need to look for the big twin glass deep V’s (Cigarettes, Formulas, and Fountains)

    • Kentucky Wonder

      I agree with the Greavette Streamliner comment. Remember this black one from Cobourg Kid’s report last winter? What a striking look! Also, do a Google search for images of a Greavette named Curlew. Was the precursor to the Streamliners, and probably the best Canadian runabout ever.

  21. Chris B

    like in the car world Sporty is always the sexiest, but add some lady charm and you cant beat that.

    • Troy

      Don:

      This is such a cool shot.

      It looks like it is so shallow that I would question putting that boat in gear.

  29. floyd r turbo

    My mother on the bow deck of my grandfather’s Cruise-A-Long (c. 1955) even makes that dowdy little cruiser look cool

    • Troy

      Floyd I thought you were going to say, “Anything with a Big Engine and a Small Hull”

  31. hamster

    Its the Boat Its the Girl No its the Boat Well maybe its the girl on the boat. Either way Sexy !

  38. Troy

    I have never been a medium, but I seem to be getting some telepathic signals from some of our regulars who have not been able to chime in today, so please do not hold me responsible for any further posts.

  39. Troy

    Cobourg Kid Says:

    Up here in Canada we got 3 feet of snow, “A”.
    Besides it is hockey season so who cares about boats? “A”

  40. Yukon Cornelius

    Sexy Elves Save Santa from Surprise Splashdown. Photo credit Steinmetz Collection- State Archives of Florida

  41. Troy

    David Konick Says:

    For all you babys that don’t want to go out to the BIG WATER just sit around and talk about how your flat sided runabouts take the chop of a silly 10 mile lake.
    I have a new fishing partner!

  42. Troy

    Chad Says:

    Oh anything bigger than 17′ scares me. Too much maintainance and upkeep.
    (I feel the same way about anything bigger than a B cup.)

  44. Troy

    Alex Says:

    The sexiest boat is a red and white cruiser, no a xk, no a sportsman. Ok heck why just one sexy boat how about a harem of sexy boats.

    Darn I will have to have more kids so that I can pass on all my boats, than I will give them Native American names like “Fingers Stuck in Wheels” and “Daydreams on Stern”.

  45. Troy

    Rabbit Says:

    Boats and Woman are only sexy if a wool blanket or scarf is involved. Than they are all sexy!

  47. brian t

    Um, that shot with the gals in the boat with the fold down windshield….

    Were those the bathing suits in style or uhm, er, are those gals feeling the effects of the cold breeze due to the actual fold down windshield ?

    Just really curious. Really.

  48. brian t

    And it is Maryanne. No doubt about it. Hands down. Or hands all over the place…..

  49. Bill Anderson

    If I can get this to work the 1st one is a 58 DELTA shown by Sunset,, the other one is aSwitzer shooting star shown by Sunsets twin Malibu

  54. Troy

    I am back, now that I have those voices out of my head.

    Another boat I think is REALLY SEXY is Gar Woods Hornet.

    Maybe I have a thing for finns and aluminum.

  55. thomas d.

    Pretty girls on Reelfot Lake, my dad had a ride boat in the 40’s.

  57. Alex

    Let me put it this way…

    So sexy, my accountant wants to buy it off me.

  59. Grant Stanfield

    “My trusty old lapstrake sure gets the job done…lots of letters and my fair share of ‘special deliveries’, too…if you catch my meaning.” -Charlie Macanally

  65. Dennis Mykols

    I will never have a boat more sexy than Old School…
    Sure miss that ol’ gal.

  66. Rick

    And Matt thought this would be light due to flat readership on a cold Sunday!

    • Troy

      I thought Matt did this because readership was low and this subject would fuel the fire of lust and comments.

      Guess it worked!

      This shot is just to show that a boring car can even be sexy in the right context.

  67. Troy

    Since Alex has now challenged me I will go back to “Swag Store” suggestions.

    It reads “Peace-Love-Boating”.

    • Rick

      Is that for Alex? I guess he could wear it on his Donzi. Its not really appropriate CC garb.

  68. ranger

    Ginger…all the way, Baby!

    One of the first things people say about the boat is they love her sexy lines…she is sexy!

  69. Troy

    If Matt aproves my Canadian Video I think Ranger got comment 100!

    Yahoo.

    I can’t believe we got 100 comments about sexy boats and girls without seeing “Donzi Girl”.

    Hope she comes up. I have trouble with this picture even though it is under 1 Meg.

    • Troy

      Wooo Hooo

      I actually got 100 with modified Donzi Girl (AKA: SS Fat Guy) How appropriate!