Get out the yacht, we're having a party tomorrow!

Get out the yacht, we’re having a party today!

And yes, I had to Google etiquette. Anyway, those of our gang that are new to this, our  annual Holiday party is the perfect holiday party of the year.  Bring out the eggnog, and get out your calculator to do the comment math…the party is getting started here on Woody Boater Tomorrow AM. Its perfectly acceptable to hit on your co workers here, you can even tell your boss what you really think, and then pass out in your own vomit in the copy room. And because it’s virtual, NO HANGOVER! All ya gotta do is say hi, bring a a friend and some goodies to share.

Admission is a photo of yourself or anything dumb, with a comment. If you don’t know how to post a photo you can sent your photo and comment to Texx and he will post it for you. Keep the pictures under 1 mg so they will load..

Of course there will be beer!

As always the high life will be flowing

All the virtual booze and food is free. Main course is pigs knuckles on a stick.

Rick is in charge of the music and it will be a 60’s – 70’s vibe.   If you have a tie dye shirt – wear it.

You can attend the virtual Woody Boater cabin by boat (preferred) or by bus from downtown Woodyboaterville. No charge for bus ride, but pack a small survival lunch because Harrison has been put in charge of driving the bus.  He will be providing long stories of boating adventures during the ride and will be also selling memberships to the ACBS and CCABC to passengers. (Not mandatory for the party). So you will be able to sleep during his comments.

Jim Staib will be providing complimentary boat rides during the day / evening – beer donations appreciated.

Alex is in charge of entertainment and will be doing a virtual slide show presentation on Hessel – every hour on the hour.  There will be a short quiz after which is mandatory.

Or you can just hang out and eat, drink and be merry – and hang out with your virtual Woody Boater friends and celebrities .


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34 Responses to “Tomorrows Holiday Party Etiquette. Bahahahaha! Ya Right!”
  1. Rick

    I think I still have some virtual aspirin left over from last year for Hangover Saturday. Also I’ve got to try and remember to leave the party with ALL my cloths this year.

    • Texx

      Rick – Can you bring back our virtual lampshade, we need it for the virtual cabin.

      • Rick

        Texx I went into my closet but I can’t seem to remember which one came from last years WoodyBoater Party. I know I never bought any of these, at least I don’t think so.

        • Texx

          No problem Rick – I’ll get a virtual Ikea store to send over a few with the dock repair guy in the morning.

          Does your wife know you have a collection of lamp shades in the closet?

  2. m-fine

    Wow, Elvis and Frank have been elevated to Jim Staib’s level?

    I will be sure to make an appearance. Any food or beverage requests?

    • m-fine

      How about some Rochester style wings? Country Sweet, big ass wings, battered and fried, then drenched in a sweet hot sauce. Way more calories than the wimpy Buffalo version.

    • m-fine

      Here are the eggs. Please keep these in the fridge overnight. I will have my hands full tomorrow.

  3. MikeM

    tommyholmes, are you bringing your famous bacon wrapped shrimp? If so, please leave out the “special sauce”.

  4. Texx

    The guy we hired to rebuild the dock at the virtual cabin before the party has been delayed…

  5. Texx

    m-fine, The virtual bus Paul will be driving to transport fans from Woodyboaterville up to the virtual cabin (at Lake Cyberspace) is an old converted Silver Dog (Greyhound) c/w comfort station in the rear.

    • m-fine

      I hope he knows where to find parts for one of those when he breaks down in North Dakota!

  6. Wilson Wright

    I’ll be there coming in Rum Runner but we may have to wait until after noon when the ice thaws on the lake…Oh I forgot we don’t have ice on the lakes in Florida anymore…

  7. Alex

    Drinking plenty of virtual water tonight. What I remember most about last year’s party is…nothing.

    Nothing after Mayer handed me that drink he fixed.

  8. Texx

    Does anyone know if Chad is bringing that damn monkey Fritz this year? Did Fritz ever graduate from Charm School this year?

  9. Dick Dow

    I thought Paul hired the guy in the pickup to follow him in case he had a tire blow-out on the bus… We all know how successful his cross-country trips tend to be! 🙂

  10. MikeM

    Pauls got Al Benton in the trailing rig.

    Alex, I’ve got a new recipe for you this year. Tommy Holmes gave me a few ideas. Don’t worry, you’ll like it but you won’t remember.

    I’ve never been so excited for virtually anything before!!

  11. MikeM

    I just looked through the first Virtual Party…at the risk of offending some people, I think Troy should find a picture of a bikini clad chick raising a toast to Larry! AArghh was all over our first party. He was a good guy and he is missed.

    • Troy

      Be careful Goldmember (are inside jokes ok on this site) I got a pop up once that said “you are posting too fast, slow down”.
      I had no idea I could post to fast.

  12. MikeM

    What if I start a fight with Alex? A Gordy Howe hat trick???

    Hey Alex…..your XK lost to my Arabian……sucka……

  13. Jack

    I’m be comming with “Chris and Craft” the virtual local Woody Boater girls. It’s snowing outside so we’re bringing Hot Buttered Rum to drive away winters cold.