And yes, I had to Google etiquette. Anyway, those of our gang that are new to this, our annual Holiday party is the perfect holiday party of the year. Bring out the eggnog, and get out your calculator to do the comment math…the party is getting started here on Woody Boater Tomorrow AM. Its perfectly acceptable to hit on your co workers here, you can even tell your boss what you really think, and then pass out in your own vomit in the copy room. And because it’s virtual, NO HANGOVER! All ya gotta do is say hi, bring a a friend and some goodies to share.
Admission is a photo of yourself or anything dumb, with a comment. If you don’t know how to post a photo you can sent your photo and comment to Texx and he will post it for you. Keep the pictures under 1 mg so they will load..
All the virtual booze and food is free. Main course is pigs knuckles on a stick.
Rick is in charge of the music and it will be a 60’s – 70’s vibe. If you have a tie dye shirt – wear it.
You can attend the virtual Woody Boater cabin by boat (preferred) or by bus from downtown Woodyboaterville. No charge for bus ride, but pack a small survival lunch because Harrison has been put in charge of driving the bus. He will be providing long stories of boating adventures during the ride and will be also selling memberships to the ACBS and CCABC to passengers. (Not mandatory for the party). So you will be able to sleep during his comments.
Jim Staib will be providing complimentary boat rides during the day / evening – beer donations appreciated.
Alex is in charge of entertainment and will be doing a virtual slide show presentation on Hessel – every hour on the hour. There will be a short quiz after which is mandatory.
Or you can just hang out and eat, drink and be merry – and hang out with your virtual Woody Boater friends and celebrities .