Welcome to the 3rd Annual Woody Boater Holiday Party. My name is Texx and I will be your server today. If you have a photo of your boat, or yourself, or anything you think represents how you feel this holiday season, or a comment – but you don’t know how to post it in the comment box, just send it to me at Texx@woodyboater.com and I will make sure it gets posted today.
Then come on in to the virtual cabin, pull up a stump and sit a spell.
If you’re hungry, you can grab some complimentary pigs knuckles, a few of m-fines New York deviled eggs and some all you can drink virtual beer from the virtual cooler.
If this party is anything like last year, hang on to your captains cap as the water could get a bit choppy. And watch out for that damn monkey named Fritz – he’s a troublemaker! – Texx
Everyone is here today, come on in from the cold.. wait its 60 degrees today here in Woodyboaterville. PARTY outside! We see that mfine is bringing a keg of whiskey, Paul is broken down already on the way, so he may show up a tad late.
Please join the fun. Just keep your pictures under 1 mg or they won’t load while we all get loaded!