What the hell? Its not fare, how does the hurricane get to go to Lake Dora 6 months early. We all have to wait, why should he..it.. Does a Hurricane have a He She thing? I am confused. Any way, that dam Hurricane may be headed to or close enough to Dora to reek havoc on our special spot. Now, in case Matthew is a Woody Boater reader I thought we could tell him?? Her what to stay away from.
Dear Hurricane Matthew
We are so pleased that you are thinking of visiting our special place in the center of Florida this fall. We must say though that none of us will be there to share a beer with you or boat rides. So you may reconsider just staying out in the Atlantic. We will all be there in March, late March after your “Season” is over so sadly you will miss some stuff.
If for some reason you still feel compelled to blow into town, we suggest that if you could kindly avoid certain favorite spots. Like the Dead River and a bar called “The Palm Garden” it’s kinda a tradition for us, and if you could just hang around Orlando or something. Also the canal system there is rather fragile and yes I know there are trailers, your favorite thing to visit, could you just leave those for now for your cousin Tornado. He really loves a good trailer park.
The Tavares Park. Ya, that’s a no go as well. Please avoid that. Paul and Karen Harrison have a new house on the lake, go there! They are used to guests and very welcoming. And ..don’t tell them I told you, quite used to crap happening for no reason.
That’s really it.. Oh no wait, as you are blowing through Mt Dora, could you avoid the Italian and Cuban restaurant. That food is to die for, which in your case is just a figure of speech, not a request. That’s really it. Nothing else. I do hear the Atlantic is a wonderful area this time of year, and you can live longer out there. Just think, you can twirl around for days out there.
The Citizens Of Woodyboaterville
There, I wrote the letter, and its on the internet, so everyone is on the internet. And Facebook, I need to put it there as well. Ya!