How do we know its Calendar time? Cause we have a Calendar and also Bob “Have I Got A Calendar For You” Kays. Yes siree. Right here on Woody Boater we gots the goods. OK, they are on ebay since that easier. But you could gots one too. With a simple CLICK BELOW. Just think, at the start of each month you get to turn another page and see the magic of Mahogany Goodness. AND, this even gets better. Act now, and we will trow in the days of the week, All 365 of them! Thats right, For $50 you get 12 amazing photos, 12 months, and 365 days, all in one piece of art you can change every month. Its like you get 12 works of art! All for just $50.
BUT WAIT! Because you are special and enjoy classic Boats so much, Bob, has authorized a special price of just $13.00.. Yes you are reading this right. That’s a $37 savings! Amazing! How does he do it! But you better act fast, cause it will soon be 2017 and you will not know it, unless you have this amazing Calendar of course!
Oh hell ya! I can still market stuff! I think next, Bob and us are going to sell some knives and a Butt Shrinker…. Oh, ya, The “Stinker Shrinker” For just $19 bucks the “Stinker Shrinker” will trim all those Cheetos off while you sit reading Woody Boater! OK, if you have forgotten what this story was about, which I have.. Hey its Saturday. The story was about A classic boat Calendar YOU CAN BUY THE CALENDAR HERE