It’s perfume commercial time! And this years new Micheal Kors one is the big winner for us of course, and we are not the perfume kinda folks here. Unless your Boatress loves the smell of old fuel and varnish. BUT, and here is the plug for Micheal Kors Wonderlust… You could give your gal that! And you would know that when she wears it, she is thinking of you. And romantic boat rides, in exotic places.
And this is why this commercial is so important to us slobs. It sees your boat “issue” as possibly a romantic thing. And that’s a good thing. Because right now you smell like old gas, and varnish, and that’s what she associates with boats. This, and the perfume, paint a beautiful paintbrush of romance over all of your machine addictions. THUS, allowing you to look for more boats.
Here is how it works. Show her the ad. Then get her the perfume, and when you are on ebay, and find another boat, just spray a little in the air, it will cloud her logic ..temporarily, and then you go for the kill.
But act fast. She may be already used to your tricks. Maybe they sell the 50 gallon drum size?