Today we celebrate the best of what life is all about. Your Mother, Mum, Moeder, Mutter, Mamma, Mom! The lady that gave you life, and put up with your crap, and still no matter what, loves you. They literally put you first in every way. And today, is a special day for sure, because all around the globe we all are thinking of one thing. Mom!
If you are lucky enough to still have your mother around, give her the boat ride she loves, go over and hug her, you are a lucky person to have her still in your life. If you are like me and your mother is gone, got a mother in law? Trust me, she cares for your sorry ass, despite all the Mother in law jokes out there.
She has to watch you spend all your money on boat parts instead of her daughter, and if you are the Mom reading this, your mother in law, has to watch you waste your life away with that MAN, that spends all his money on boat parts. Either way, you shouldn’t be reading this now. PUT THE INTERNET DOWN, there is nothing on ebay today that cant wait. Oh, wait, except THIS COOL PICNIC BASKET ON EBAY