Just so you know that there are many stories that just fail. And this morning is such a story for sure. Ya see, we decided to out woody boating yesterday in Jimmy’s small Cavalier ” Termite Terror” she is the stand in until one our boats gets home.
Anyway, it was calm in our creek, but Great Jehoshaphat, it was a little rough out there. Now, we thought, we can get around this corner and it should be OK, NOPE! So I turned around, and said, mmm this might be cool to capture on video.I mean if a lame ass video of a boat docking is cool, why not a small cavalier in white caps not be cool? Right. Following me here.
So, I am trying to keep us as dry as possible so I hand the camera to the Boatress’s niece now just known as “HER” and say, here, shoot forward. I EVEN TURN THE CAMERA ON! Just hold it. It was spectacular. Water splashing all over the place, I have to say, and I will, it was my finest film. Old man and the sea stuff! I was all set to head to the red carpet. The Boatress had a dress all picked out. I was going to thank all our sponsors. Borrow some bling, even wear my dark yacht hat! I am the dam director of “Boat Ramp” after all!
So. I get to the dock glowing in that I had Mondays story. And guess what? Oh, yea! You know it. She “HER” turned off the camera. NEVER SHOT even a second. No really. So guess what. Today, you get a thumb in front of the lensesi. Not even a video. Just a frame of thumb, a $&%^(#ing THUMB!
PLEASE! Save today and fill the comment section with anything, cause anything is better than a thumb shot. WTF!