
Dean and the Golddigger’s are here thanks to NBC
Welcome! Come on in, and grab a drink, and all the Spam and chicken on a stick you can cram into your virtual belly. Over eating, and drinking are encouraged since you wont be virtually driving home. Just be careful to not get sick all over the kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeys! Darn Sticky keys!

All the Spam ‘N’ Limas you can eat. We got a deal from a Barn find.
Anywhoooo, people will be coming and going all day and night long. And of course the usual set of A-listers will be here, dead or alive doesn’t matter to us. Yes its that great of a party. Heck, even our old pal Larry shows up..

If this is your first party, that’s OK, just hit the comment button and say hi, or behave the way you have always been told not too at your office party.
We will have the Xerox machine warmed up for you! Also make sure you also try the varnish wine! It will be flowing all day long! Its great in the morning.. Makes all your varnish jobs look better later in the day!

Pinot-Varnish.. mmmmmmm
Bring the kids.. They all love to have fun at “Daddy’s dumb internet Party..

Oh Lily! Chad, can you control her please!

And be careful, the cops are writing tickets if you wear a bikini! TROY!
So get out your best holiday outfit and say hi to all our fellow WoodyBoaters.
It’s okay here to let loose. If you want to see previous years Holidays partys Just click here!

The WoodyBartender is mixing up some cocktails at WoodyBoater HQ at the Pumpkin bar.
Jason
Nothing more awkward than being the first at the party. I guess we should find common ground to chat about. Perhaps wood boats as an icebreaker.
Bunny
Just stopped in on my way to plow the dooryard… couple more inches of snow… just getting squared away. Keep the varnish flowing and the Spam and limas on the woodstove, will be back in, soon! for the day! Party on!
Bob Kays
Hi Jason… The shiney thing at the pointy end of the boat doesn’t break ice….I’m on my way, can I interest you in a calender??
Bob Kays
On my way, but there are VWB checks everywhere…they are checking for varnish sniffers, they must know what day it is. They mentioned they were looking for a guy from up north with a truck load of hot bacon.
Brian
Just thought I’d stop in before heading to work, but wanted to drop off this crockpot of meatballs. I’ll be back later tonight. Also, Matt, your virtual dog is out front barking like crazy at every car/boat that stops by. You might think about putting him in your basement until he settles down. I think he’s scaring away the guests.
Jaxon
Ain’t me barking. I’m still hanging from last night’s party.
matt
Oh Ship! Dont piss off Oreo!
B0b Kays
He only barks at pontoon boats
matt
HAHAHA
Brian
Love it!!! LOL.
Jaxon
Coffee, more coffee. Can’t miss this party.
Jim&Jaxon
Happy Howlidays to all from Jim & Jaxon
m-fine
I tried to show up early but the photo uploader had me blocked at the door.
m-fine
I picked out a new suit.
WoodyGal
Very stylish Mr Fine! Lets zip down to Tavares & eat some sushi…
m-fine
Weird. If I try to “Upload a photo” I get denied, but if I “Select an image for your comment” under the post button it works. That seems needlessly cryptic and I haven’t have my morning eggnog yet. Or my Bloody Mary.
Rick
How did I not know today was the party!? Will be over as soon as I can. I’m just not myself until I’ve had my first cup of coffee.
Greg Lewandowski
The Michigan chapter gang is working hard on the 2108 Port Huron show, but we are going to take the day off for the party. We are firing up and heading down river to WoodyBoaterville. Got some Bell’s and Dearborn ham on board so we don’t have to eat that damn chicken on a stick. Be there soon with flat water!
Jim Staib
Been looking but finally found it. On the way. Jaxon drank all the coffee.
Troy in ANE
Wait? Those gold-diggers came with Dean again? I thought they had updated their dating habits.
Darn it is toooooo early for this stuff.
Please PASS THE SAUSAGE!
Capt. Cranky
I dont know if it’s me or all the egg nog, but the content quality has improved in the last few weeks! I may have to change my name to Capt. Happy!
Phil
Good morning,
I will be there as soon as I get the truck started!!!
RiverRat
Love the virtual party because I can have fun in three places at once, New Jersey, Lake Michigan, and the International border on the St. Lawrence. All the boats are launched and running perfectly. I think I will drive them all at once so everyone can get a ride. Merry Christmas have some cake.
Troy in ANE
I sure hope ZIP makes it this year.
That GUY knows how to PARTY!
Troy in ANE
Just in case you were wondering: If the WoodyBoater Police are giving out tickets for wearing bikini’s, that can be fixed!
Ranger
Shoot. We’re out of town but we’ll definitely be stopping by later.
We’re working on an island in Georgia and not a wooden boat in sight. They’re ferrying us over on a pontoon boat, not cool.
Save me some Pinot-Varnish!
Mark
What – no dancing bacon ?
I’ll fix that.
tparsons56
I’ll be over just as soon as I finish my WoodyBoater breakfast! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone – only 5 months until spring launch!!!!!
Captain Grumpy Randy Rush
Happy Hollidays, may your varnish and brightwork be smooth !
Rick
Just waiting for the tide to come back in.
Wilson
This 76 degree weather in Florida doesn’t seem like Christmas yet….You sure it is time for the party already ?…As soon as the fog lifts, I’ll head to the airport and come up and take a look see what’s going on and who is there.
Andy C
I am on my way! (Yes I know it is a glass boat, but it is the fastest one I have and I don’t want to miss anything)
Skiffman
No woodys here, happy hour at 5. See everyone upstairs at Teds.
Eric
On the Way, Happy Holidays !
Capt. Cranky
Merry Christmas…
Bunny
Have you heard, it’s in the stars. Next July we collide with Mars Well did you evah. What a swell party.
Kelly Wittenauer
Merry Christmas! Smooth water & shiny varnish to all.
Rick
Bringing some moonshine I picked up in Gatlinberg TN. Need something to counteract the coffee,
John Rothert
I did not GO BOATING today so I could attend the party….only to find the same old crew bellying up to the pumpkin and I don’t see Chris Smith and those retro babes anywhere?
Troy might have hijacked those beauties?
Best to all and thanks for the invite….I am going water based varnishing for the first time….which has all the potential of a Griswald Christmas….
John in Va.
Rick
Tired of waiting for the tide so loaded the girls onto Panther and we’re on our way.
WoodyGal
Hey Larry , you are lookin good! Swing by your daughter, Fifi’s house & pick us all up. We are boatless in Austin! Maybe IICAPTAN Frechette can pick us up? Willy Nelson is here too
Troy in ANE
WoodyGal there someone’s just came in looking for you.
Stan Team Ruckus
Arrrgh, Happy Holidays.
Rob
I’ll try to be finished by noon and will motor over once I put the shafts, props and rudders on….
Ronald
Merry Christmas to all, We are on the way and thought we would bring some Kentucky shine and country ham to the party. Hope everyone has a great Christmas and hope to see everyone in Mt Dora in March.
Verne
I was all set to come with my new suit but I have a problem. I asked a friend where to buy a nice one and he told me to go to Cox’s and get a Searsucker suit. I misunderstood and I went to Sears and……………
Alex
Am I late? Shoot. My invite from America never got here in time. I’m in Tokyo. It’s after 1:00 am, 12/20. Who cares if I’m late. I’m at a bar that never closes having a few excellent 12 year old Nikka scotches. Hair of the dog to ya back home!
Ron in Seattle
Made it! I’ve been doing my best trying to get there…..Matt, I love your doormat!
Ron in Seattle
Again, love the doormatt
Reddog
What if someone at your door is not wearing undies. RAISE THE BAR and RAISE YOUR GLASS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL.
Rick
Made it. The water is warmer than I expected.
Rick
Laura wants to know how to get Lilly’s job?
Bill Anderson
Merry xmass,,Dont you wonder what the old gold diggers look like today,,c u all in Fla,happy holidays to all
Wudzgud
We are all loaded up and heading your way.
Merry Christmas and a Happy new year to all.
Thank you to all that made this a very memorable year.
Ollon
I just finished setting up the photo in Jimmy’s barn. Bring your “props”
Ollon
Gingerbread man shots available while you wait
Bill & Linda
Got a ticket for wearing a bikini in a plastic boat, while speeding to the party. Now we will be late. Dang !
Hamster
Merry Christmas from the boys in the hood !
Alf
I am bringing the Woodenboat Rum; Cats really like this stuff.
Rick
Hold on! Big Wave! Or is it just my perspective from the floor?
Alf
If you drink too much of it you may tip over…
Ryan
Merry Christmas from the Lyman Boat Owners Association!
Andy in Middletown
Is there anywhere for me to park my car? I brought Santa!
Rabbit
They are not writing her a ticket for wearing a bikini, they’re writing her a ticket for wearing a top. It’s Italy, after all.
Capt. Slats
Looks like we’re running low on provisions. I’ll head to the store for a B Double E Double R , U, N and get more egg nogg. Does Zippy like his Mall Palls filtered or unfiltered?
Capt. Slats
Oh great, I’m already sideways. I swear I only had one whiff of varnish.
Rick
Ok, who’s been letting my dog Neptune sniff the varnish?
Lily
Life’s too short to drink lousy rum.
I’m on my way with a few cases of Mammoth.
Matt
Oh, I am here, just had to go out for more suds. You guys are animals!
Mike K
hey matt is conspicuously absent from this soiree,
he must be driving to northbrook il to pick up that cobra from ebay
merry Christmas!!!
Matt
I was sleeping
Troy in ANE
Matt: When you wake up I left a present under the tree for you!
Frank of Falmouth
Merry Christmas*Craft to all!
Jaxon
Just got my nails done and no thumbs makes it hard to open one. TIME TO PARTY!!
Jim Staib
One if by land and TWO if by sea. And Jaxon hasn’t figured out bottle tops yet..
Old Salt
Sorry I’m running a little late but i’m Bringing some Sea Food for the party!
Merry Chris-Craftmas everyone!!!!
Dick Dow
Happy Holidays to All from the gang in Seattle!
Allen
Hey!! Sorry I’m late I was picking up mr Rice’s century!
Danny B
Zip and his pals are over at the bar telling jokes again…
https://youtu.be/mhTyRvl0MTw
Rick
Having a great time. Never gets dark here does it?
Brian
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?!?! I dropped off a crockpot full of meatballs 13 hours ago and they’re all gone. Only a platter of Lima beans remains and there’s a bunch of people out on the porch singing American Pie. I think I’m out of here.
Bob Kays
Time for dessert
Rick
Great cake! How many coats of frosting are on that hull?
Matt
I am headed out to get some more beer!
Jim Staib
Was looking for Troy. Someone said he got sent to his room. Wonder if he was good or bad?
Troy in ANE
Jim I don’t really remember, but it sure is tough waking up on a Cruiser.
Rich Marschner + Wiley Cornell
Thanks for the invite, Matt. Missed last year, so I made a point to show up this time. Glad to escape the weather back in Tucson, if only for a few hours….
Rich Marschner + Wiley Cornell
Tooooo…much…WoodyBoater punch, I guess….
Jaxon
OK, Can’t find any more canned beer, and bottles are too hard to open with no thumbs. Just seen a boatload of rum coming in. I got in to that last year and guess what I got blamed for?? I better go howl at the moon or something.
Kentucky Wonder
A box full of fun, plus a boat full of rum! How could THAT get any better?!?
ZIP
This Sausage Fest is about to get REAL.
Brian Robinson
I’m here… just a fly on the wall.
John Rothert
It is approaching midnight so I am checking in…being the only non drinker in this bunch I can be the designated driver…no Century’s though…or pontoons. cleanup will be a bitch tomorrow….but call me if you need help. I will be in the room across from Troy…..the one he took the panties from and put on HIS door….some friend he is…I got one of those gals Chris Smith had with him. Oh well….going boating …Merry Christmas…and remember this is a sanctuary party…what goes on it woodyboaterville stays in Tavares.
John in Va.
Rick
Time to stop drinking. I’m starting to mount boat hardware onto my walls. See everyone tomorrow morning. Now is Phil 12 hours ahead of us or behind us? Is the party just starting down under or is he already nursing his hangover. Oh well goodnight.
Matt
Man! I don’t feel so good
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Jim Staib
Wow, was just one of those days😎