In yesterdays riveting story on the font selection of the EZ BLOW horn label. Someone thought they would be funny… and it was.. “Tomorrow we discuss Hand Cranks” I laughed and thought, ya, thats another topic I have yet to talk about. Since we are so deep into the weeds, why not.
BTW, if in anyway you are single and start yacking about hand Cranks and EZ Blow decals on horns, you will remain single. This is stuff that needs to stay here. NO one, and I mean no one understands this crap. Not even me. So today, I decided to do a crank photo series. We get to bask in all the crankness that is cranky.
By the way, these are the most useless peaces of worn out metal. I needed one, had one and all it did was slip. This was on Stinky, on the W I would have ripped my arm off. It is basically a twisted chunk of metal that occupies a small space of the universe that we will never get back, unless its melted down and turned into a hub cap. Oh wait, even Hub Caps don’t use this sort of metal. Maybe a missile head. Either one is better.
So are we board yet, I am. I dont even want to date myself now. So excuse me for a second, I think I hear my mother calling.
Enjoy Christmas Eve. Tomorrow we talk thread count on Reed and Prince screws. NOOOOOOOO… Tomorrow is the day we all brag about what we got for Christmas… Why? Because we are all still 12!