I have noticed when I am home sitting with the love of my life, the Boatress, that she loves to watch those Murder shows on cable channels. Lately more and more. Now, this may be a coincidence to the Trawler Christmas gift thing. Or it could be? And just guessing here, that I found a nice 17 Cavalier I love.
Just sayn.. I mean 5 Wood boats is normal..right? But watching hours of Murder Porn?
Now, so you know, that is the Urban Dictionary term for those shows. It’s not what you think. But my question is? Or I guess my point is.
If for some reason I wind up dead. Please refer back to all those shows, and make sure she isn’t just shopping for ways to off me! Which I secretly suspect she is. Check the pink left over antifreeze in the barn BTW.. That seems to be a theme. Also please refer back to my Instructions For My Funeral story.
It’s a fun read, and in the comments even my children defy me. I did revise the story so I wouldn’t wind up in a dumpster like my dear son pointed out. HERE I am to be in WECATCHEM’s special drawer. But I am trying to avoid all that. Just say’n.
AND TOMORROW! If you are still reading, I decided to go out to the barn and completely restore stinky! It was too cold though, so moved to the family room. What? Hey if I am going out, I am doing it in style. Yup. In one day. Flipped the darn racer with two 5 gallon Buckets? How? Its genus! Tune in tomorrow, it will all make sense. Like anything today does. I so need a boat ride! All that dam Th-ahhh did was build a false sense of joy. Just one more ride until I am poisoned with bleach.