A Bachelor Contestant Resorts To A Woody Boat To Trap Her Man? Will It Work?

Lets go for a date

Thanks to an unnamed source, ( Protecting his manhood) we have this short clip from an up coming episode of the bachelor. AHHHHHHH, Okay, is it over? Has our world now become part of the reality hell of cable TV at its worst?

And dont get all geeky and point out its possibly a Hacker. And yes that girl is a dufis by calling this a Gondola. A Gondola.. Dont hand her a rose. Wait, I just heard its a rose thing.

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28 Responses to “A Bachelor Contestant Resorts To A Woody Boat To Trap Her Man? Will It Work?”

  1. m-fine

    What? I have no idea what this story is about, and that video made it worse. So, a couple takes a boat ride and then a group of bitchy stupid girls complain? Is this a TV show?

  2. Rick

    So there’s 3 beautiful women and today’s discussion will be about what make of boat it is? Yea, I good with that. Let the discussion begin.

    • m-fine

      Those are not beautiful women unless you have the audio muted. To quote the Northern Pikes…

      “I fell in love with a model from hell
      It took some time for my hormones to tell
      That chasing her has been a grave mistake
      She ain’t pretty she just looks that way
      Her ego wrote cheques incredibly fast
      But her personality didn’t have the cash
      I laughed out loud to my total dismay
      She ain’t pretty she just looks that way”

      • Dick Hansen

        I Like the poem you quoted…so so true! The prettiest girl in this piece is the Hacker! Maybe the girl has a better transom now, but not in 60 years!

  3. Bilge Rat

    The girls left on-shore all have the same look…they’re thinking she’s a skank! “Reality” TV at its worst! Even a wood boat can’t save that show.

  4. WoodyGal

    Woody boats hit reality tv. Matt, don’t tell me you don’t love it!

  5. RH in Indy

    You nailed it, m-fine. It’s what the majority of our population finds entertaining.

  8. Capt. Cranky

    LOL…..Jim, that says something about the quality of the “men” (pretty boys) they cast on the show.

  9. Dennis Hansen

    You couldn’t find anything else to write about? Even just a bunch of videos with not captions would have been better. Even a picture of me being towed is better than something about the…..oh I can’t even write the name of the show here.

  11. matt

    because its a shot from your phone that was set that way It will look correct on your iPhone app when reading WB, but not here. Its a thing. Like your classified situation. Thats a thing as well. Its all things, app things, AHHHHHH! i am being tinged to death! HA

    • Shep22

      Not even a woody can save that show, and Jim I am referring to the boat

  12. Sexiest Man Alive , Tommy

    The show is my life story. Beautiful Women who can’t say no to me nor my woody. It’s amazing what a “rose” can do for ya. Loving the good life.

  13. m-fine

    After a little research it is coming into soft focus. So a bunch of shallow, desperate women are competing for screen time and social media attention by pretending to be desperately infatuated with some second tier race car driver who only had a sham of a career because his dad was an Indy winner.

    They get more screen time by being obnoxius for the producers who feed them scripted lines, and by convincing the “guy” (producers/script writers?) to give them more dates.

    I am not sure what is worse…that people watch this stuff, or that they think it has anything to do with “reality?”

    Hopefully the boat owner got compensated well for the rental.

  14. Wudzgud

    Now we all know what Matt watches on TV after polishing his Woody in the barn. Hopefully you don’t need Jimmy’s help for that.

  15. Jaxon

    I could have told them a wood boat won’t work! My human has them all over the place and he is single.

  16. Sean

    I don’t care who she is or, what she looks like….. she would not get into MY boat wearing those shoes!

  17. Dick Dow

    We watch these shows – because it is mindless entertainment with very little violence, political BS, often beautiful scenery/places shown and there is always something that makes us laugh, shake our heads and thank God that we aren’t them! My favorite part of last night’s episode was the second “one on one” date. Arie arrived in a beautiful 1959 TR3-A, which promptly quit running about 10 feet after they got in it and started down the road… Hail Brittainia! 🙂

  18. Captain Nemo

    Watched the video- 56 seconds of my life I’m never getting back.
    I don’t how anyone can watch that sort of thing.

  19. Maek in Ohio (sometimes da U.P.)

    Watched the video twice. Yes I will admit it. Reminded me of watching and listening to the sorority b!#(hs in the student union in college. Then as now I looked at them. Except then I didn’t have a boat to look at.

  20. jim g

    I wonder if thats Arie Luyendyk son? Arie was a nascar driver who died in a helicopter crash around the same time as Davy Allison did.