Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

So ya still thinking of sitting around the house this weekend? Idiot! Ya, I said it. So let me get this right, you would rather sit at home in a snow storm. The third one in a month or so, or just get in your car. NOW, and head South. NOW! GET OUT. Don’t even pack your cloths, literally just hop in the car and go! You can stop in Georgia at a Walmart and pick some shorts up.

WHAT THE?

Get some deodorant and breath freshener for all of us. You can eat Chicken on a stick for breakfast lunch and dinner. So you wont need a ton of cash. You will have your phone, so you can look up other Woody Boaters and mooch of all of us. We all understand. And everyone will be happy to see you.  You can cut your pants off like shorts. Just saying.

Even if it rains you can throw a baggy over your head. But it wont, cause the weather on Lake Dora for the week is AMAZING!

OH HELL YA!

BRING YOUR SCOOTER

She will be here waiting for you!

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13 Responses to “Mother Nature Ramps Up The Heat To Entice You To Come To Lake Dora!”
  1. Mike K

    i see the demographic of the woody boater community is changing alittle. wish it was more like the weather girl though, is she on the ap?

  2. Wudzgud

    With these pictures I thought I was a on the friends of Wal-Mart site.

  3. Bob B

    Need emergency input from Troy to cleanse the pictorial palate of that last photo.

  4. Troy in FL

    I thought Staib was on the East Coast but I found him over here dressed in drag.

  5. John Rothert

    Troy,

    Don’t wear that shirt when we have lunch.

    John in Va. Hoping snow does not mess up my flight

  6. floyd r turbo

    You couldn’t find a more provocative tramp stamp? at least honor the Canadians who will be down in force.

  7. floyd r turbo

    But this might peak Matt’s interest (its even spelled wrong in his honor).

  8. floyd r turbo

    And let me introduce you to Latina weathergirls, the hottest in the western hemisphere.

  9. floyd r turbo

    Oh…and furthermore, I sure hope that poor guy in the black socks is getting “residuals”.

  10. Matt

    Hahahah that’s my go to guy. He captures a certain something.