NOOOOOOO!

Cloning humans, mixing species, at least humanity has stopped those un natural things. BUT, some crazy mad scientist in Wisconson has done the unthinkable. Yup. A Woody Jet Ski. Hold on, I don’t feel so well.

Okay I am back now. There is order in the world. Some things in nature should NOT be messed with. Yes Pontoon boats have gone to the dark side of defying nature. Hole on, I am not feeling well again.

Okay, I am back. But Jet Skis? Whyyyyyyyyy? The mosquitoes of the water ways. NO! NO! just NO!

Thanks to fellow Woody Boater Rob Willander for sending in the Craigslist Link. What for for gods sake do people do in their free time on there in Wisconsin during the winter?

Happy Header Day! I need to go back to bed

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12 Responses to “Well? Someone Had To Do It? They Actually Did It. WHYYYYYY? The World Was Just Fine? WHHHYYYYY?”
  1. Rick

    Ad says he’s selling due to health. Guess it’s making him sick too.

    • Jack Schneiberg

      Well, Jim Staib – that very well could have contributed – BUT – I’m betting the long winters with much boredom also had something to do with it. After all – here it is April 7th and in Wisconsin we may……I say may hit 3o today. Yesterday we had blinding snow squalls and howling winds with temps of 26.

  2. Mike K

    well, you probably wont like this stancraft too much either

  3. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U.P.)

    Yup, winters are long up north. This is the only boating being done in Michigans U.P. today. Anybody got a Busch Lite?

  4. Ulf

    Some people are annoying by nature. That doesn’t stop some of them from the urge to be annoying in style. A mahogany jet ski must be the perfect vehicle to be annoying in style. I have also had an slight aversion for jet skis. But once, under the same influences as for Wisconsians, a long dark winter and a small fluke in my sobriety had probably something to do with me buying a Amanda Water Scooter on a local web auction.
    So now i own a water scooter made in 1958. I use the long dark Finnish winters for collecting original parts from around the world to get it into working condition and restore the original paint an appearance. Finnish winters are perfect for fixing boats, yes even water scooters. Will I ever ride it? Will I annoy the heck out of my neighbors doing eights in the bay? Who knows?

    • Jim Staib

      Got to admit. After watching the U tube video. Only time I ever seen someone in a jacket, tie, and hat on a Jet-ski.

  5. Fred B

    You naysayers out there: if this thing was powered by a rumbling flat four with a chrome cutter, banjo steering wheel, and Spanish red leather seat, you would be all over it. Just like me. Ha!