Cloning humans, mixing species, at least humanity has stopped those un natural things. BUT, some crazy mad scientist in Wisconson has done the unthinkable. Yup. A Woody Jet Ski. Hold on, I don’t feel so well.
Okay I am back now. There is order in the world. Some things in nature should NOT be messed with. Yes Pontoon boats have gone to the dark side of defying nature. Hole on, I am not feeling well again.
Okay, I am back. But Jet Skis? Whyyyyyyyyy? The mosquitoes of the water ways. NO! NO! just NO!
Thanks to fellow Woody Boater Rob Willander for sending in the Craigslist Link. What for for gods sake do people do in their free time on there in Wisconsin during the winter?
Happy Header Day! I need to go back to bed