New Ad for Coffee Varnish

Here is a freshly restored A&P coffee ad now renamed and rebranded for Woody Boater Coffee Varnish. Sadly we have yet to find a place that will serve warm varnish with ground coffee beans in it. but we do have the cups! I will ad that one sip of real coffee varnish and you will swear you are in heaven. If you want a cool cup, all ya gotta do is click HERE to the all new Stuff Store.

This years mugs are larger than last years.

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9 Responses to “Woody Boater launches New Marketing Campaign For Coffee Varnish. Mmmm”
  1. Dan T

    I drink twelve cups in the morning and enjoy a maintenance cup in the afternoon. Works for me!

  2. m-fine

    I have a sinking feeling a few of us won’t end up in heaven after drinking that.

    • Rick

      You’ll be fine as long as you have the handy dandy Woodyboater period correct bilge pump conversion kit. Makes any bilge pump into a stomach pump. So easy even the kids can use it to save your life.

  3. Captain Nemo

    Drinking varnish is a horrible way to go – but what a finish!

  4. Rabbit

    My wife just remarked that mine was showing some wear.

  5. Dick Dow

    Varnish creamer would be the ticket – you get the aroma without the petroleum… Matt, I smell a new niche market opportunity! 🙂

    I want to see the rest of the cruiser they are sitting on!

  6. thomas d

    a lot more useful than that white tee shirt I bought.