If you are into saving the planet, have we got an idea here on Woody Boater. See plastic trash is literally killing the ocean, Plastic is a wonderful product that can be, and has been formed into everything we touch in our lives. And if you watched the latest 60 minutes story, recycling is not working. 90% of it is NOT recycled.
So, rather than get into all the problems of plastic and our oceans. We here at Woody Boater are looking for solutions. And its simple. You can do a simple thing.
Buy a Classic Wood Boat! Yup! That easy.
Now, see here, the wood on these has already been cut. many before the war, It’s organic, and when life ends for it, it will just dissolve into the earth. And many, most of the parts on the boat rust, or are leather and will disappear.
Or if it dies in the water, it wont wind up in one of the “Garbage Patches”
Or, get this… you can keep it alive so it doesn’t take up any more space on the planet. Fish wont die chocking on tid bits of it.. or get all tied up in your boat. It’s just you , the woods around you, the water and your classic boat. See, now you can be all smug when you are motoring around out on the lake.
When people complain about your carbon foot print that you are big footing all over the place. You can shut their pie hole up and say. Ya, but I aint killing the planet with plastic like you are you… you.. PLASTIC PALLUTE-A-BOATER! Oh ya. I said it.. PALLUTE-A-BOATER!