$50 Bucks!

WARNING, the seller has a very clear way of emoting. If its taken Down, the ad is copy and pasted. But its so much better seeing it in real form. Dang this sucker does not hold back. I would be scared to go up there. Maybe M-Fine can. Bring bacon. Maybe its a Blood Suger thing? Bring Cupcakes, NO, wait, Something more manly. Thanks to fellow Woody boater Steve Moser for spotting this. I started laughing so hard I am having a cough fit! Dam you Steve YIKES! HERE IS THE LINK. CLICK WITH ONE EYE CLOSED

That chock assemble is worth 50 bucks

1959 Carver Wooden Boat for pickers and flippers$50 

Just guessing here. He voted for Trump?

“I have a new saying lately: If you want to meet some real flakes, sell a boat… I’m not here to be your text/phone buddy or have you come and try and kick the SHIP out of me for some bargain basement price. The last one got sent back to jersey without a boat as did the one before him – stupid BASTURFS. I needed the room not the money…I reserve the right to refuse sale to any motherTRUCKERS. TRUCK all you SHIP spoiled boomers born after WW2 who think we generation X folks owe you something. I’d just assume see all of you starve to TRUCKING death. TRUCK hillary and pelozi and all the TRUCKtard liberal socialist bastards as well as the child molesting religious right so called conservatives. Born again Bassholes went and got corn holed at bible camp and have unresolved homosexual issues. I’m a pickin’ and I’m a flippin’. TRUCK you.”

HEY DONT COMPLAIN TO ME. I PUBLISHED THIS AS IS VIOLATING ALL MY RULES, BUT WORTH IT. NO POLITICS PLEASE. AD WAS REMOVED BY SELLER. WHO HAS COMMENTED HERE. I HAVE CHANGED THE WORDS IN RED TO MEET OUR PG RATING! Ya, and then the bible line. I have no idea how to censor that one..

 

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17 Responses to “The Best Craigslist AD EVER! Read It Fast Before It’s Taken Down! NOT FOR YOUR KIDS TO READ!”
  1. Mike K

    Yeah our hobby needs some younger people like that
    Too bad I don’tt have daughters to set him up with

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  2. warren

    Good luck on that sale. Be worth it to harass him some if it didn’t mess with our karma

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  3. Stephen Quinn

    Equal opportunity hater. Not at all like anyone I’ve met in the wooden boat community. Clearly a picker and flipper, not a lover of boats. Let him sit on it for a few years….

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  4. Berlin Büro

    Sometimes you just gotta lay down the art of the deal to make any sales. I’m shocked he didn’t have Nixon’s face painted on the side

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  5. Johnny V.

    Kind of an angry man’s way to say to say ” no tire kickers” or “prop spinners”.

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  6. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P )

    Whaaaat. I agree with Stephen. Not like anyone Ive met in the wooden boat community. That would be a boat that you would want a police escort to go pick up. It takes all kinds.

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  7. floyd r turbo

    So, I’m assuming the guy(s) from Jersey offered him LESS than $50 than his asking price? I can believe than. Reminds me of one of my friends who just can’t pay the price no matter what.

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  8. RiverRat

    That guy probably left some zeros off the asking price and gets mad when people only offer $50. I too suggest that he sit on it for a while..;. and rotate. as we say in Jersey…F U if you can’t take a joke.

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  9. Mildly redneck but not flaming.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you so much for the candid and mostly funny comments about me and my boat. If you folks are a sample of the “wooden boat community”, you seem like a kind bunch. The last individual who came to beat me up after agreeing on a price was clearly a bigger novice than me. I don’t know a lot about boats and bought this because it is pretty. I work in aviation safety, so I’m more of an airplane guy. The lake in my back yard has lots of debris so I figured getting this to a more appropriate home and freeing up some space. Would be a shame to damage such a work of art. Taking a couple of zeros off the price was strictly meant to show disrespect toward beaters. Yes, i have had blood sugar issues, LOVE bacon and did vote for trump as I’d rather stick needles in my eyes than look at hillary, the poster child for erectile disorder. I would not hurt any guest at my home unless they walk in with an insulting attitude and set a lead acid battery on the teak wood seats in my boat. Home invasions would probably not work as I would be reluctant to let that individual go right away. I may want to keep this boat but would entertain reasonable offers maybe still. Feel free to visit and we can look at the boat then sip brandy and peruse my classical music collection. Maybe discuss fine literature and look at my art collection. We can always talk ‘fishin’ and drink beer too if that’s your cup of tea. We are a pretty eclectic bunch up here.

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  10. Jeff

    I voted for Donald Trump because he would support my woodboat shop – Hillary would have said we are not green enough –
    We have a 1960 Carver in the back storage just waiting for restoration – very cool boat!

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  11. mark houseman

    I again am very disappointed in the ethics and morals of this site. For you (woody boater) to post such a vulgar and filthy craigslist ad show where your site really stands. I complained several years ago when you had no problem using the Lord’s name in vain, and you apologized, and I appreciated that. I know I’m not the only one that feels this way. I read this posting on your site before you changed all the filth, and I was stunned! I gave my self some cooling off time before I wrote this and decided to remove my name from your site. I will miss some of the stories and pictures, but I will not miss the filth such as this posting. It’s a loss for both of us! And it’s a shame that you have stooped so low. You should not even post something so vulgar and give the original CL person the satisfaction of knowing that your site posted it. SHAME on YOU!!!!

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