One of the advantages of not being burdened by the proper use of the English language, not to mention, any language, is you get to make up your own words. And today is such another day. introducing, Lackaboatrideitus. This is an affliction that causes anxiety, frustration over dumb things and general frustration building up that accumulates over time that has been spent in meetings, and on dry land.
You know those moments where you roll your eyes, and stick your head down and grab your head with both hands. And a nice boat ride, sniff of warm varnish and slight odor of gas and oil just wipes away any negativity. And for that brief moment, you are free. Free of worry, free of phone calls, emails and politics. You are just out there in pure harmony with mans greatest creation, a boat, blended with gods greatest creation, Water. All roaring in harmony, all stopping time. That is the only known cure to Lackaboatrideitus.
The good news, is there is a support group from those suffering this. And we meet daily and sniff our computers and phones for the wiff of mahogany, and in just a month-ish or so we are all going to meet in person, and soak ourselves in the warm waters of lake Dora, and take a daily fix of golden fried jalapeno popper pills! Dang… Sorry.. I needaboatide! NOW!