Introducing WoodyBoater Scented Candles! This product is designed, engineered and curated to have your love of woodyboats with you 24/7. Yes, it’s late, would have been nice to have over the winter, but it’s taken a lot of trial and error to make this happen, including a couple trips to the ER. Which of course has stalled production of the Varnish Scent.
Now we have been working in the Beck labs who have created A Bacon Candle. YES BACON!
We are also working on an “Blow Back” scent. We here at Beck Labs and WoodyBoater have put it all into this.
I guarantee that the love of Woody Boating now can follow you anywhere you go. ANYWHERE, ANYTIME! Even the after life once we nail the Varnish Scent. No more winter Blues! And get this. your spouse will LOVE..ish, it. If she doesn’t like WoodyBoater Blow Back, try Bacon, everyone loves bacon. And just wait til we finish the “Scent of Fresh Varnish! She will just die for more!
If you all like the prototype, we may produce it for the stuff store. We are currently talking to our legal team about liability though. It kinda has an issue if used wrong. Which of course makes it even cooler in my book, even if they do throw one of my books at me in court.
A huge thanks to Professor Gary Beck of Beck Labs and The Woodyboaterville Institute of Incredibly Dumb Inventions. otherwise known as W.I.I.D.I.