Reports are coming in of a shooting in Woodyboaterville last night and as it turns out, this has been happening for quite some time. Gangs of shooters have been out on lakes and on docks taking shots at Woody Boaters. What is this world coming to? Old boats, old people out creating a ruckus at night.
I mean shouldn’t everyone be asleep by 8pm? There is nothing to do past 8 at night except gallivanting around and causing a scene. The good news, is we pay our reporters double to go out and capture the events. Bob Kays is on the job. Here at Woody Boater we strive to bring you the latest, no really, the late at night reports. We have been known to stay up until 9 to make sure all is safe!
By the way the big show on lake Hopatcong, is on June 22, this year is going to be a whopper of a show with a couple special boats showing up. Including Miss America IX! Can you imagine that wake up drive in the morning, This gang stuff is getting out of hand.
And todays header captured by night stalker Reporter Bob Kays – Lake Hopatcong Yacht Club. Mike Smiths wonderful 20 Custom