Today we celebrate one of the true Woody Boaters of all time. Here is a painting of Christopher Columbus being grateful the boat didn’t break down on the voyage. Little known fact. As he arrived off the coast his transmission gave out and needed a tow in. The Indians were at a canoe show and well, Chris Showed up with his crew. But hadnt become members of the Antique Canoe Society. Yes, the precursor to the ACBS. Which of course is soon to be replaced by the ACPS which we all know is coming. Okay, at which point did you stop reading this? Really? You still are. Its a vacation day for gods sake. Get out there! It’s gonna be a long winter of bad insane jokes and sausage days.