For the next three days I am working from 6AM until 7PM on location.. Ugh.. I am thinking of bagging all my work and moving to a small lake and opening a coffee shop on the water. You can come by boat and get a cup brought to you. Maybe a boat threw lane. What could go wrong with that?
You can get Varnish Coffee, by the ounce can. Maybe some 40 weight special coffee. It gets smoother the warmer it is. We can serve it in Oil cans. You can walk in and just say, Filler up! Reg, or Extra. I can mix in some cream. We can call it , Head Gasketing your coffee. By the way, all your cups leak. Part of the experience.
We will offer up some morning bisquets called Kapok Kakes. Maybe some warm donuts chocolate O rings mmmm. You get the drift. If you are a Sons Of Varnish Member you get a discount and free parking. I have a rough idea there will always be parking. And will need to work up a membership.. Forget that.. just come on by.
Maybe for lunch we offer up fun drinks and sandwiches. Like a Non Ethanol drink. It wont clog up your arteries. And you can order a flathead sandwich . It’s a stack of bologna between a block of bread and cheese and a thin slice on top, Maybe some olives stuck in the top like spark plugs. Mmmm Like me a Flathead sandwich with some hot roast beef with some 30 weight oil and spices.
Then at night. Beer and burgers. Nothing fancy. We can tow you home so you don’t drive drunk. After all its not over til you have to be towed back. Thats my dream this morning at 4AM before I go work. by tonight I will be numb and tomorrows story will be even crazier..