I saw this Dream Boat listed on Ebay, and for some reason thought of an entire story line around it. I mean, why would they sell? In fact, it appears they have separated and decided to be listed separately? Wow, nothing is as it seems these days.
Maybe Ken cheated on Barbie with a new younger Barbie? Maybe there was some sort of scandal? Did Ken get too personal with Betsy-Wetsy? HEY! There goes what’s left of your childhood!
Maybe Barbie is sick of Kens crap? All he does is sit around and does nothing. She has evolved into a modern woman, and Ken just aint intellectually challenging anymore. Is there a new smarter Ken in her life? Professor Kennith?
Maybe the boat came between them. The cost of closet storage may have put the end of it all. The sad obsolete Chris Craft just couldn’t keep up with new RC boats. Just sitting on the shelf was not kind to the once Dream Boat.
Maybe Ken will be able to stay with the boat, have a hang out, never clean it up and live on TV dinners and microwave popcorn and die an early tragic death because he had one too many and fell off the shelf. Leaving Barbie sad and remembering the good times when they each loved one another and their dream boat.
YOU CAN STOP THIS HORRIBLE TRAGEDY FROM HAPPENING BY BUYING THEM ALL AND KEEPING THE FAMILY TOGETHER.
You may want to store the boat in the garage for a while. So they can work out there issues. After all the frying pan is still there. And that could be used as a weapon? Wow.. This got dark… FAST! PLEASE SAVE THEM HERE ON EBAY