Last night I found this wonderful box of screws for sale on ebay. I went to bed with a smile on my face. I have a story for tomorrow. I was imaging fun headlines and Wow metaphors. How if you owned these screws, you could restore the ultimate GarWood, with original NOS Keeler Brass Company, which made the “Perfection” brand screws, in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Now I knew that it might be a risky move, since stuff like this could sell fast. But, it’s Sunday and it will last at least til this morning.
And what the hell? I go looking for it this morning, and one of you…you…you.. bought the dam box of 15,500 NOS screws and here I sit. Storyless. COME ON, have some pitty. Yes, it was Buy It Now for $400. Which considering it was 15,500 screws is actually a deal. Never mind shipping may cost that much, and the box.. OOOOFFFF!
The box alone is worth at least $100. How cool is that. Although you would need to be careful presenting that to your family when it comes in the mail. LOOK, isn’t this cool, I paid $400 for this old box of screws.. But we know here, how cool it is….was.. UGH.. I hope the shipping costs you $500.. Thanks for nothing.. You..you.. Nickel plated brass 3/4″ X size 7 Oval head screw person..you!