First, I am not the place you should be getting information on the Corona Virus. But to be honest even more, our little universe of classic boaters is so small that no one will likely write an article for us. So I will try and apply some common sense for us. So will the Corona Virus effect us in our community? YES. Here is why, and what you can do.
As a rule our community is made up of middle aged people, who rate health as a very high priority. So, chances are you will avoid gatherings of other people. like boat shows, and shopping malls etc. So it may effect attendance to these events. Not right away, but as the virus does its thing here in the USA.
So is there any good news? Of course there is. One, our community is made up primarily of middle aged white males. And another truth is, no one cares about us as a group anymore. So chances are, neither does the virus. SEE.. Good news.
Have you even been to a boat show lately? Not huge crowds, and most of the people clearly havent left their… our.. Lazy Boys in years. So that’s good news.
I read that Corona beer sales are down, which of course points out a couple things. REALLY? Is that how dumb we are? And wouldn’t that mean Corona Beer is now cheaper? And with that said, If you drink enough of it, could it help? Okay, and this is where I may not be a medical professional. If you drink a crap load.. okay piss load of Corona Beer, you will pee a lot. Which is kinda a good thing, and you will be so plastered, you won’t care or even know you have it. See? That’s a good thing.
We already have face masks. Hey, I have boxes of those things. So I wont have to buy a box for now $100 on amazon. Yup! Thats a good thing.
My hands are so crapped up with engine oil, varnish, 5200, that no virus could penetrate that. Cancer? Sure, liver damage, okay? But no Corona Virus. That’s a good thing.
My most peaceful moments are out on my WoodyBoat with my bride and dogs, not in shopping malls, or restaurants that serve bat Wings. So, there ya have it. Will the Corona Virus effect us in the community? Yes? Will it effect us here in Woodyboaterville? NO. Because you can go back to your lazy boy and enjoy the Corona Virus free universe of Woody Boater. Of course you may get another kind of virus. But that will only shut down your computer.. OH CRAP!